Ayatollah Hermione

Nobody must know I dropped them in the toilet.

These shitty looking things. Terrible ankle support.

Bellamy/Carroll would have been tasty like.

Aye, well, it just makes you look stupid. There's nothing fun about random made up transfer rumours, man. Surely you've grown out of getting excited about being linked with whoever the papers/twitter bullshitters can pluck out of thin air by now?

Mint summer album.

The Scheme's first episode is fucking hilarious. "They said he called him a Bin Laden bastard and aw that" fucking creased. Later, it's a bit rough like.

Was in the Metro Centre for about 10 minutes the other day and it was flooded with them. Can't wait for it to properly kick off.

I love the way you stick that in as though it makes all the difference. Who on twitter? If it's that doilum cwarr07 then it's likely bollocks. If it's Caulkin, Simon Bird or Henry Winter then it may have some credibility. Toontastic 1892 who I consider not very if at all ITK however its worth recording. If it was by Caulkin etc there would be fanfares, smileys and team positive would go into overdrive, just so you know. Why? It isn't. Please stop.

Shola. New Number 9, new captain. Premier League top scorer.

Really? I typed in 'alan smith goals' on youtube, and the first result is this: A decent scenario would be that we sign Gibson and then sell Guthrie. I don't think Guthrie offers much to the squad, and as for questions as to whether Gibson is better than him: do you think Guthrie would ever have started for that Man U squad? I'd take Gibson as a replacement for and an upgrade on Guthrie. Agreed though for £5 million, it's daft. Like Mac says, put the money toward a good striker.

You lot on here can not say anything about lacking class when you find the stokoeshop thread funny. And can you tell us what you believe we were laughing at?

Cameron Jerome I hope Hughton spends that well.

That's what I was thinking. If I go out to meet my mates socially, I'll have a drink because I like the taste of me whiskey and cokes. That doesn't mean 6 hours later, I'm pissing through someone's letterbox and getting a divorce.

shite brigade

bastard.

When Owen scored against the mackems during Keegan's second spell, I got hit full whack in the head with a pie during the celebrations.

That might have had something to do with World War 2. Though you'd no doubt be posting while on the frontline.

Beat Blackburn away 1-0 a couple of days after.

Them or the Chemical bros were my favourite I think. Not seen everything like. Chemicals are always excellent but the Wu Tang were berating the crowd half way in for not understanding what they were watching and then dragged them along in the end. Mint. Crazy ass white fools.

Maybe the most accurate depiction of Thomson House there has been. I went on Work Experience and it was shit.

My favourite non-Ringo song to drum. Top summer tune

Getting the psych and sunshine pop ready for the summer.

35 minutes on the bbc glasto site. http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/festivals/glast...cream/#p00hsm9z smashing cheers Higher Than The Sun, man. Fucking immense; it's what a live band should sound like.

Went to see them on their Screamadelica tour and they were fucking mint then. Sounded like a bunch of twenty year olds up there. They jammed Higher Than The Sun for about 10 minutes but it never dragged and the songs like Come Together were perfect for a live setting. Inspiring stuff.