Ayatollah Hermione

CT is easily as snipey and "nasty" as he says we are tbh.

£9.5 million fee accepted from Villa for N'Zogbia.

Catfish is mental. Well worth a watch, aye.

KSA just out of shot.

Mutton dressed as kebab tbh.

He's not dragging the club through the mud though, is he? If anything, the owners are.

Here, if your employers were saying "Oh yes, we're giving him a fantastic offer that no player would turn down" and they HADN'T even give you that offer, you're well within your rights to speak out against them. Their exercise is basically in trying to make him look like the bad guy.

What a load of cunty bollocks. Night lads

I think we're hungover. And who's this cameraman?

Tiote is pitying no fool here like.

Both sides paying a touching tribute to Amy Winehouse's final performance here.

Nice, going to order a season ticket if it means watching this riveting stuff every week.

Tom dear, are you going down The Sage tomorrow for the Americana fest?

This lot are the shittest fucking strippers I've ever seen.

Since I'm unable to commentate, I'll give you some post match analysis when it's done.

Despite the jokes, I really like Back to Black as an album despite it wearing its Motown influence very proudly. Tears Dry on Their Own is a quality track as is You Know I'm No Good.

Amy Winehouse Dead in Her Simsville Home today. Found drenched in piss and surrounded by corral of furniture she could not escape from.

"Autopsy report on body of Amy Winehouse reveals the singer had been dead for Over 30 Years. "They moved her around on stage using wires""

"Skeletal Frame of Performer/Ghoul Amy Winehouse to be Stuffed Back Into Box Until Next Halloween"

If Will's mother got a hold of you, it'd be the best thirty seconds of your life. She'd rip it off, the filthy bitch.

"Amy Winehouse, found dead aged 106"

Nee age like.

Gladly subscribe €3 a month to make that happen. Paypal? Not sure if this is because you want to see a car wreck or because you reckon I've got a great raconteur streak in me. Remember, you'll have to pay for Tom as well.

Aye, I'm not even going to bite to this patter.

Wrong thread?