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Ayatollah Hermione

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  1. Sounds good to me. I'll take them off your hands, mate.
  2. I wouldn't hold your breath, CT, mate.
  3. What are the Keegan Kingdom and 501 Goals ones? I'll have the Shearer one, mine's fucked.
  4. Benayoun would be canny here but Arsenal is a likely place for him. He'll do a canny job there, I think as well, decent little player.
  5. Bit surprised we haven't seen the 'HBA strategy of loan-plus-option-to-buy used tbh as I thought that would become something of an Ashley mainstay. As Jay says, if they take the on paper view that we've got eg 6 strikers already, they're willingly fooling themselves and we'll be fucked for goals. And I say that despite actually having some faith in Ba to come good. Aside from him it's toothless. I think we'd have to see Ranger sold or in prison before there was any movement.
  6. One Day. It actually covers 20 years. Demanded a refund but was refused one.
  7. I'd say this was Joey Barton but it's not sketched in the back of his Maths book beside a Cure lyric
  8. Can't believe Jonny didn't bite, the Jamie Oliver Bruschetta loving, handlebar tache growing shithouse.
  9. Macheda is called Macheda because he can run at MACH 2 #madeupfactsaboutmacheda
  10. I think if we spend £4m on straightening Obertan's head geometry out, we'll be a VERY strong side. Spend £8m on Santon with a £12m loan deal for Kaka and I think we can realistically beat out Arsenal for fourth. Team for QPR Obertan, before head surgery, using his millennium dome size cranium to keep shots out Cabaye tek
  11. Brian May was awesome. Guitar work in the first 5 Queen albums is immense.
  12. The French Wayne Routledge tbh, let's not kid ourselves.
  13. Could a blind bloke busk golf by just whacking it in a straight line and let the caddy tell him how far he is away from the green? Rathband should be forced to play darts as a true test of his vision.
  14. It was meant to re-start today until I realised it was a Bank Holiday. Caught a glimpse of myself in a shop window yesterday and thought ..."you fat fucker" Probably the angle of the window tbf but at it from Tomorrow. Weigh in at 7.30am. I doubt it. Try that Chinese buffet that's flagrantly breaking copyright law by using the Mortal Kombat logo. You'll eat so much, you'll become a fatality!* *not from food poisoning, the health board cannot stress this enough.
  15. tell you what, traore had an absolute somalian famine. haha, just another pundit analogy there, no biggie
  16. Bolek tbf. Check your facts before you look like a right knacker.
  17. I literally could not be posher. I am Posh Spice.
  18. If Obertan ever heads the ball toward goal, it'll probably rebound 90 degrees off the rocky, unstable terrain that is the top of his head. Looks like an ordnance survey map of the Cheviots.
  19. "ohhh, it's my birthday" - Me, everytime this thread is revived, except today it actually is my birthday. Thank you, detective Stevie.
  20. Thanks for the messages. I was going to explain my name but I'll leave it a mystery, like Paul McCartney's hair colour.
  21. That's this one scuppered then.
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