Ayatollah Hermione

Gutierrez is going to have to track back a lot today to help Taylor out like.

Reet, fry-up on the gan, drinking plans in place, let's do it. Howay the lads.

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Touring in October. Glasgow, Manchester, Cardiff and Bournemouth (?)

Sunderland 1 Newcastle 1 Arsenal 0 Liverpool 1 Everton 2 QPR 1 Norwich 1 Stoke 2 Swansea 2 Wigan 1 Wolves 1 Fulham 1 Villa 2 Blackburn 0 Chelsea 2 WBA 1 Bolton 0 Man City 3 Man Utd 3 Tottenham 1

I'll let you have that one.

Goes to show a mackem is blinded by rage when confronted with "Mags" and can't comprehend self-deprecation or compliments. They go into a weeble spaz and start wobbling all over "DELUDED!"...."ARROGANT"...."PLASTIC". Thick as pig shit. I assume the kid means SAFC are better run than NUFC not SAFC though

Has anyone got that post from RTG about the kid telling his fatha (who hadnt seen the game yet and didn't know the score) the 5-1 result because it would cripple him to watch it happen?

More stories about "mags"

This, or Cheeseburger Tyrant are the frontrunners like.

How much do you think we could get for Harper? 1 million maybe for the sake of argument? They wanted his replacement for 10% of that

and an agreement not to discuss it, then Par-cooked goes and blabs. No one will do business with us, not only because we're tight fisted but also because we have the professionalism of a slime mould. Aye, tbh, it's a worry of mine when we ever get people looking to buy the club because they'll only get arsed about.

Wassat? Whats a wassat? Its like a jusstlikethat, but a whatsthat what a conversation

£100,000 Fuck me

Christ alive

Evidence? none required, A* doesn't exist at A level are you sure? I advise you look in to that well I'll be damned, Im only 22 and theyve changed the grading system since I did mine. Exhibit A: know it all uni grad who knows next to nowt What's your excuse?

What are you using it for?

Erm, excuse me, lads.

Don't worry, boss.

He should have a conversation in German with Isegrim over Skype.

I just remember that on the return game from getting fucking hammered 5-1, with something to genuinely get revenge for, they were absolutely shite.

Have you heard/bought any of the subsequent releases, TKOL remixes series and the Supercollider EP? This turned up in the post yesterday and after a first listen I'm not sure, it's interesting having a Caribou remix but??? Supercollider is worth the effort, I'll let you know about TKOL RMX 2, 3 & 4 when they get here. Oh and it's fucked how if you fork out for the vinyl copies, they don't give you an download version! Never one for remix albums myself but let me know if they're canny and I'll give them a go. Heard a little bit of Supercollider but actually forgot about it so I'll queue it up alongside TKOL. EDIT: Actually, I've only heard the track Supercollider but didn't get the proper 12" so getting The Butcher now.

Both. Cech, Reina and De Gea are worldclass GK. Other... Really for me neither are at the top of GK ranks. Friedel, Schwarzer, Howard, even Cudicinni at his peak (Chelsea under the tinkerer) are/were all better keepers than Reina and De Gea* and Cech has never been the same since he was fitted for the helmet. *De Gea at 20 has a lot of time on his side, unless he keeps fucking up, then he will find himself out in the cold come Jan. Agreed. Friedel is still a good keeper like and Reina is canny overrated. I find it hard to believe the French league is brimming with amazing keepers as well. Happy to be proven wrong though.

It just never stops.

Stevie rightfully pointed out how amazing Hayley McQueen was looking on SSN with thick rimmed glasses on. They can make me forget a multitude of sins on a dodgy lass but on McQueen, it turns the tight pants potential into a goldmine.