Ayatollah Hermione

I nicked it when your back was turned.

If Tottenham weren't hopeless up front, I'd have had it right. Robbed.

Can anyone outcunt NUFC in their conduct?

And things begin to fall into place.

The kid from NUFCThreatLevel might be the funniest NUFC related bloke on Twitter like.

Have you signed up to 8Tracks, HF? Giant Bomb is the best games website if you're into that sort of thing, for sure.

Must be to get his hair like that.

They all stick together the OOTs, not one person from the N.E. had a go at me for anything I said, and potatohead trying to tell me what's what about NUFC and moral fibre, from fucking Mansfield, on the dole for 3 years bragging about his degree, looks like something off a crisp advert, he can fuck off right as well.

Nailed on to be back here at some point in his career.

even if its an accident? what about someone like buust who had to retire? would irwin retire too? sometimes accidents do happen And Roy Keane too? Retirement plainly not an option but it would be a long time before the injured player threw in the towel on coming back so the ban would be lengthy. I agree with the problems you and Manc-Mag highlight though, probably would never work thinking about it. However I'm sick of the likes of De Jong and Cattermole jumping into challenges late and I wish there was a bigger sanction than a red card for them to worry about. Lock them in a room with ray wilkins for 15 minutes.

Might get the Joey Barton quiff tomorrow when I get my hair cut like. No regrets.

It's just like Man United's, only not good.

Got a fancy dress party coming up like?

I remember reading through Stevie's twitter last night actually from the match onward. The transformation from shitting himself and pessimistic to over the moon and steadily getting drunker was mint. Every Geordie I have on Twitter was slowly getting more and more drunk and looking at pictures of Cabaye with no top on.

Have you ever had the abomination that is "salt and sauce"? Was in Edinburgh and got some chips. When asked if I wanted salt and sauce, I wasn't really sure what the story was but said yes. The twat put brown sauce all over the chips. Savages. That's like putting vinegar on your cornflakes. Odd people. Oh by the way when I was in that Blue Lagoon in Glasgow I saw a fried mars bar with my own eyes. They exist. Bamps. I had a deep fried mars bar in Dumfries. It was so fatty it made the brown paper it was wrapped in go see-through. Tasted like a chocolate doughnut more than anything. The chippy was connected to a sweet shop so they could do any chocolate bar you wanted I guess. Fancy a deep-fried Starbar if I'm ever passing that way again. Went to that rare thing, a decent southern chippy in Dagenham or Romford, The Golden Fish it was called. You got this pickled gherkin-like thing with it called a wally, never seen them before or since, presume its a North/south thing. Was in Paddington and there was a canny chippy there. Was foreign run but had no kebabs or pizzas. Just fish, chips, pies and salt and vinegar.

I was pissing meself when he said he was so pissed, he went home to watch the match with a carryout. Exactly what I'd have done in that situation.

Twitter was quality last night. Stevie, Mac and assorted other NUFC bloggers and commentators were pissed up and hilarious.

crap singer Try hitting some of the notes he does in Forever Young and anything where he's really throwing his voice high. This is, surprisingly, something you are categorically wrong about.

Have you ever had the abomination that is "salt and sauce"? Was in Edinburgh and got some chips. When asked if I wanted salt and sauce, I wasn't really sure what the story was but said yes. The twat put brown sauce all over the chips. Savages. Surprised he didn't fry the fuckers.

Think you'll be fairly close with that like.

Think I'll get properly George Best'd the neet like.

Back in your corner.

He usually does to give him his dues Aye, I know and I like him for it but I've a feeling he'll be a busy man.

No Sammy