Ayatollah Hermione

WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE

I don't think you comprehend how little I care.

with glasses

Was never one for Lucy Pinder until these Lynx adverts. Wouldn't stop for a piss

Looks like I'm going to be watching this in a pub in London. Joy.

With which one?

Any more obscure former PL left-backs we can take?

I've not seen any of him but when we signed Cabaye, a lot of people who watch the French league were saying he was a canny player. With Routledge going though, we need an option like him off the bench; last season, it was depressing running out of alternatives once Ranger was on the pitch.

Asier Del Horno is available on a free. Remember him? Went from Chelsea to Levante in about 3 seasons.

What am I looking at?

I always imagine that David Dunn is eating anyway.

They're summed up with FTM tbh. Thick as whale spunk.

Japanese women: The most dangerous game

AAA refers to shifting huge amounts of units so COD is in there.

And calling Barton ugly

i consider myself taller than tom cruise for one

Agreed. Deadman seems canny as owt all in all.

'Bit presumptious to call him Rob Lee esque after a friendly against Darlington like. I'f be concerned if he didn't look a class above.

Bit glad I didn't go if it was full of pissed up, arsey 16 year old charvers.

Watched this last neet. He's canny like; the one with the phone in the glass was mental, same with the ice coin. I reckon he's just got really hot hands.

Meet Leonardo Da Vinci

So desperate to watch some football that I'm putting Fulham's Europa League tie-on. Quite interested to see how they play under Jol tbf.