Ayatollah Hermione

Kevin's doing my reputation no good here like.

Tom's pulled.

Prefer this over watching the match if I'm honest.

hahaha, if that's Kevin signing in as me, top work.

How the fuck do I actually chat in this chat? I want to imitate Kevin. got it

Do I have to join up to get in this chat?

I kna, got caught out taking pictures of my cock. Got some positive feedback in the end so I left it up like. Could have been worse.

Send me a link to that chat room, Tom. I fancy joining the mong-a-long.

For my Alan Rickman fix, I watch Die Hard: The Best Film Ever Made

Saint's Row 3. Everything else might as well not be released as far as I'm concerned.

The Shins - Chutes Too Narrow. Forgot how much I really enjoyed this album and the band in general. If they finished now, they'd have a great three album run. Primal Scream - Give Out But Don't Give Up. Nowhere near Screamadelica or XTRMNTR but good fun. Sounds like they were having fun making it; was probably the drugs. Also, some of Elvis' 70s stuff that isn't the ballads/cheesier stuff. The country and slower tracks he was putting down on the studio are some of the most emotional stuff he ever done. Proper cries for help. This song too; Why it wasn't massive is beyond me.

Marina Virtually unknown over here although I did hear one of her songs on an advert the other day. Best turn I've ever been done by a mackem was JamesD coming on here with her as his avatar, prompting a furious 'who is that girl' search. I'm not embarrassed to say i've seen her live, okay maybe I am . Me and a mate at Leeds Fest last year, heard one song of Guns n Roses, decided they were wank live, went into a random tent and ended up singing along to every song, probably the only men in there that weren't with their girlfriends Saw her at Evolution a couple of years ago before she'd made it decently big and she was in a leotard, not unlike the first picture. Was immense.

Nolan's goals from midfield became invaluable because of the lack of contribution from our strikers (Carroll aside). If we had a striker scoring 15 league goals a season with our new midfield additions chipping in then we'd be doing well. Forgot to mention that I'd be calmed if we got a good striker in. Still think he would have got a few goals, even if he wasn't assured to start.

I'll give him a go! I don't like many older comedians, I haven't given even of them a chance mind. Richard Pryor is one of the few comedians that everyone I personally know has enjoyed when they've seen him.

How was that not obvious?

Can us in the UK watch it on the Kansas site or is that just Orlando?

I'm most concerned about losing Nolan's goals from midfield in the coming season. Ba seems to have gotten goals everywhere he's went which is a plus but 13 goals from midfield is nowt to be sniffed at. While Cabaye may technically be a better player, I think we'll miss the goal threat of Nolan in and around the box. Hopefully Ben Arfa can get a few.

Probably was a bit too long. Canny idea though (pinched off Studs Terkel like). Just finished re-reading Lolita , a Teeside classic. Reading Company by Max Barry. Canny good so far. Basically a corporate (Hewlett-Packard) satire. Not as dull as it sounds. Nowt at the minute for me. Any recommendations? just fucking did it man "In the Vietnam War, Nguyen Ngoc Minh laid booby-traps for US GIs before switching sides to become a ruthless hunter of his former comrades. Now quietly living in Clapham with his family, he sees them killed by an IRA bomb, leaving him with one thought - revenge." Got to be honest like, not tickling owt for me.

Probably was a bit too long. Canny idea though (pinched off Studs Terkel like). Just finished re-reading Lolita , a Teeside classic. Reading Company by Max Barry. Canny good so far. Basically a corporate (Hewlett-Packard) satire. Not as dull as it sounds. Nowt at the minute for me. Any recommendations?

That still has a bit more of a poetic ring to it, don't you think though?

Remarkable attempt to get more money out of us, sacrificing our quality away support. Mugs.

Mint.

Cracker as modern Shakespeare

Maximo Park playing a gig at The Cluny tomorrow for 6 quid. Anyone going?

Less bollocks, more chebs.