Ayatollah Hermione

Not by the end.

What constitues a "great amount of pornography"? I want a breakdown.

aww diddums kevin

The teenager in question was being a prick of the highest order though tbf. I like a bit of banter as much as the next guy but twats that act all tough behind internet message boards really get on my tits. If you wouldn't say something to someone's face then you shouldn't say it in here imo, and Kevin wouldn't come out with half the shite he spouts if you met him on the street. I agree, ye twat

Deflated. Had a chilli and the Mexican Screamers are hitting me with vengeance

Stevie just said Claire Balding is built like Mario Gomez

hew, at nee point, did I say I WOULDN'T shag Rihanna.

Aye. Only Girl in The World has a mint chorus. I actually don't even think she's that fit.

Talented musician doesn't equal good songwriter. Bland rubbish. Though Rihanna is quality.

bottom left pic would be class animated with a belt swish an a dancing dekka like ! or a noshing dekka bottom right Somebody please make this happen.

is it the 90's again? Delivered the line like Borat as well

Pity her music's a load of shite

What a fat cunt.

Nice use of squeezed.

and i cum a lot

If you put the disc in your PS3 while holding Select, it'll work

TAKE HER UP THE WRONGUN BTW

when i meet kevin, i'm going to wank in his hair.

Congratulations Monkey

ha ha you're not wrong parky. those apes, man, haha NOOOOOOO. crazy, man, wanna go for a coffee?

"I suppose I've created an atmosphere here where I'm a friend first, dad second. Probably an entertainer third." And people say CT is just a big pair of tits!

Fuck me, it's not Eastenders.

Every time they release a statement, it's like watching a clown run over a minefield.