Ayatollah Hermione

Defending is dodgy. Passing is a lot better but your team-mates are still useless on BAP.

Nowhere near as frustrating as Shola. Actually, he wasn't the most frustrating player down our left hand side last night.

I'd honestly lock up people who believe in the Illuminati. They obviously have no grip on reality.

"I punched a horse once" You sure he wasn't actually a patient who managed to sneak out and put on a doctor's coat?

THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!

We could rename him Yogi.

You seem like a nice guy. If he is Norwegian a naa who he reminds me of, and it isn't Lars Bohinen I can tell ye. Brad pitt? Brad Pitt ye look more like Right Said Fred after a cocktail of Salvia and Ketamine.

Looks a bit like Lady gaga. Like that, she'd get it as I'm sure she's thrilled to hear.

what a welcome this poor lad's had

A fair question. There are a lot of Energy from Waste plants in production across the UK but the only way these are getting built is through major local political and commercial incentivisation, provision of add on infrasturcture to 'compensate' for the facilities' presence. Which of course tax payers foot the bill. Incinerators still have a bad reputation, despite the fact that modern filtration techniques can mean the air coming out of the facilities is purer than that drawn in. Sympathetic construction and design techniques also mean they are no longer eyesores but fundamentally trucks and trucks full of garbage will have to go somewhere, driven past someone's house. Basically despite everyone buying as much shit as they can muster, no-one wants to have to even think about the waste once their latest consumption is completed, much less have it burned in their own back yard. Similarly people object to wind generators 'because it spoils their view' when ironically they spend much of their time indoors watching their 50" plasma tv. Withdraw Nimby*'s services I say - object to electricity production in your area? Go live in a cave then you selfish, short sighted, narrow minded fuckwits. *Not In My Backyard blyme

You can join Christmas Tree. Who's he on there? Toon Bart I think. Read that as Toon Blart. That's his daughter.

He's doing a class job there. Hope he never leaves.

Calm down, lads. It's not the end of the world.

We are out of Bort license plates. I repeat, out of Bort license plates.

I'm cutting down on the drink like. Once a week at the most coupled with a bit more exercise should see me alright. Plus, I'll probably save a fair bit of money.

If it's Shola, he must always be playing on the comedown.

at the same time?

Grooming!

Deano's never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm

Fuck that, I want some running shoes, I don't want to piss around like I'm in soft play.

"That's-a nice-a donut"

Excuse me, MF. I believe I copyrighted Toontastic bingo with my Leazes Bingo card.

You've got until Monday, Fish or there'll be a reaction akin to Deano's situation, make no mistake.

"Darling, I know what I must do....delete Toontastic from my favourites"

Start going to the gym, man. You can put some of your nightmare inducing 80s tunes on, wear some unflattering lycra and go at it.