Ayatollah Hermione

Thought I'd clipped on mumsnet by mistake its just words on a screen, ffs this place is getting like lord of the flies Lord of the Flies is just words on a page. precisely, so why take seriously the opinions of a bloke you've never met and probably wouldnt enjoy sharing a pint with?...I don't get it... It was a joke. Fwiw, I actually don't take them seriously, for the reasons I've mentioned. I'm not going to direct any vitriol his way and I don't think I ever have (CT can correct me if I'm wrong), but at the same time it's cloud cuckoo land for anyone posting some of the stuff he comes out with not to expect an adverse reaction at a time when the club is in such a delicate balance. If it was backed up by common sense then fair enough, but that's my point, largely it isn't. Indeed, whenever Chez posts against the grain, he does so using some knowledge, considered arguments and some consistent opinions and he doesn't get anyone's ire.

Just one or two fucking examples ffs I've even given you a full three week time slot. Yee kna full well. Renton's just posted one from the politics thread and the Twitter thread became your little station because everyone was sick of your patter. There's nee point anyway since when Happy Face dragged up some quotes to tuck you, you just responded with some mock indignation and a couple of "" smilies like butter wouldn't melt.

CT fully well knows that everything gets derailed by him but that's all he wants tbh.

Can you imagine Paul and his mother sitting on a gravy stained sofa sitting and watching Eastenders every night with "world's best son/mother" cups? Because it's all too vivid for me.

CT is easily as snipey and "nasty" as he says we are tbh.

£9.5 million fee accepted from Villa for N'Zogbia.

Catfish is mental. Well worth a watch, aye.

KSA just out of shot.

Mutton dressed as kebab tbh.

He's not dragging the club through the mud though, is he? If anything, the owners are.

Here, if your employers were saying "Oh yes, we're giving him a fantastic offer that no player would turn down" and they HADN'T even give you that offer, you're well within your rights to speak out against them. Their exercise is basically in trying to make him look like the bad guy.

What a load of cunty bollocks. Night lads

I think we're hungover. And who's this cameraman?

Tiote is pitying no fool here like.

Both sides paying a touching tribute to Amy Winehouse's final performance here.

Nice, going to order a season ticket if it means watching this riveting stuff every week.

Tom dear, are you going down The Sage tomorrow for the Americana fest?

This lot are the shittest fucking strippers I've ever seen.

Since I'm unable to commentate, I'll give you some post match analysis when it's done.

Despite the jokes, I really like Back to Black as an album despite it wearing its Motown influence very proudly. Tears Dry on Their Own is a quality track as is You Know I'm No Good.

Amy Winehouse Dead in Her Simsville Home today. Found drenched in piss and surrounded by corral of furniture she could not escape from.

"Autopsy report on body of Amy Winehouse reveals the singer had been dead for Over 30 Years. "They moved her around on stage using wires""

"Skeletal Frame of Performer/Ghoul Amy Winehouse to be Stuffed Back Into Box Until Next Halloween"

If Will's mother got a hold of you, it'd be the best thirty seconds of your life. She'd rip it off, the filthy bitch.

"Amy Winehouse, found dead aged 106"