Ayatollah Hermione

Fop and Leazes in a team. One's a barely sane, slightly deranged man shrouded in mystery with a history of irrational and dangerous behaviour and the other one is Fop.

I'm waiting for Ant's tell-all autobiography.

Fop is somewhere beyond the grave, nodding knowingly at this thread as Toontastic's need for a villian has been fulfilled, like he always said. Ominous events.

You should see the ones I send about you I assume Toontastic is bound by the laws of the Data Protection Act? We should all put requests in for all the information held about us. There'd be some right blob-strops. mine are just like "I REALLY REALLY LIKE HAPPY FACE "

I wonder what happened to Vic as well. Did RICO vs Bawan ever take place at Saltwell Park?

You should see the ones I send about you

Justice for the 19

Used to have a canny free-kick though and that was our sole reason for signing Ryan Taylor, I'm fairly sure.

More of a careless whisper IMO. Which of course will appeal to CT even more.

I kna, poor bastard.

We'll get one or the other. If it's a striker, it'll be someone shite. If it's a left-back, it'll be someone shite.

Go on, Alex! Sort them oot.

Lee Ryder's use of paragraphs borders on the Year 6 SATs level.

Cunterhead is Deadman's evil, more intelligent personality.

That's no good if there's an emergency and someone wants to ring you. There's no emergency big enough to justify waking me up before I'm ready.

I like his Dear Diary © Happy Face, postings after his match-day experiences. It's nice to know that he didn't have room for a pud after his eleven cheeseburgers, twelve pints of Kronenberg and seven pizzas.

Just put your phone on silent when you go to bed

When you say English goalkeepers, do you mean they play in England or they are English?

I read an article saying we were looking for experienced cover. Owt more in it?

Wordplay's shoes He must go out looking like Pinocchio

Shola should always start against the Mackems. All logic is thrown aside when Shola is fit for the derby.

Draw written all over this. Which I'm sure Rice will be thrilled with at FT.

Quality Where's Wally stuff from OzToonFan like.

I thought it might have been the ones about MCs on E or something like that.

I can't see us even going for Bridge unless it's a loan deal. Unless it was a case of City giving him away. Like you though I don't think I'd want him on a permanent deal. He's got to be a better option than Perch or Ryan Taylor at LB though unless he's completely finished. Can't see any of the alleged targets being in place before the match on Saturday like. Likewise but I could see them signing him as they did Nolan just to get someone in and that would mean having to pay silly wages for once. Canny worrying that we're going into Saturday without a recognised LB or a decent striker. Top notch planning as ever.