Ayatollah Hermione

This kid is shit hot with his stats.

wtf is a lollypop? because shola just done a couple

What's it like being wrong about literally everything?

Warnock would be good cover for Enrique anyway if Jose was to stay for the season.

I'd play re-made early resi games if they updated the controls so your bloke doesn't move like a shopping trolley.

What a massive load of shite.

If we fail with Erdinc/g, we're after Defoe according to Starforth.

"FTM" from a grown adult

As a quick aside re: a striker, Reading have rejected £8 million from West Ham. Not sure if they see him as more valuable than that or they don't want to sell to their rivals but I imagine that kind of tag rules us out of him.

Nee way. I'd probably have him though but £9 million is daft.

Birmingham make Nile Ranger enquiry sez Sky.

The Columbus game being shown?

Practicing for a heavy gigging weekend. Should be worth it in the end hopefully.

Only good one is 4

If you're playing games for story, you're in it for the wrong reasons. The whole point of a sandbox is to give you a world to mess about with in between missions, otherwise what's the point? That's why Mafia 2 was shit and LA Noire didn't really need a sandbox. It just so happens they're filling the sandbox with the craziest things imaginable and my friend, if you don't find the enjoyment in riding a quad bike around an underground shopping mall, fully naked with Ride of the Valkyries playing while you shout swear words in a broad cockney accent and getting high scores for it, well, you're a man I don't want to meet for online coffee.

Got Alex Turner and John Lennon (!) before. Stevie has also said he imagined me to look like Peter Ramage and then said I looked like Harry Kewell so bang me on the wing.

I wish I had a 14 inch cock and not this massive thing.

Stevie, I've noticed a trend to your posting when it comes to cocks and their size.

It's not that I have a problem with CT's opinions, it's his posting style that gets on my tits.

We need some decent RB cover as well since Perch and Taylor are shite.

Stevie's got two separate phones in the Wyn Pursuit. Like a Geordie Malcolm Tucker.

New striker and that's our whack, isn't it? Seems to be the journos consensus.

I imagine Tom looks like Brian may.

I can't, I'm literally a child.