Ayatollah Hermione

Bolek tbf. Check your facts before you look like a right knacker.

I literally could not be posher. I am Posh Spice.

If Obertan ever heads the ball toward goal, it'll probably rebound 90 degrees off the rocky, unstable terrain that is the top of his head. Looks like an ordnance survey map of the Cheviots.

"ohhh, it's my birthday" - Me, everytime this thread is revived, except today it actually is my birthday. Thank you, detective Stevie.

Might glory support them.

Thanks for the messages. I was going to explain my name but I'll leave it a mystery, like Paul McCartney's hair colour.

That's this one scuppered then.

It'll be Wednesday, now.

We're doing well to handle the shit coming our way but how much shit is too much before you inevitably contract E coli?

I wouldn't blame him for having his mind on his prematurely born daughter's fight for health like.

Agreed. Though the Mail have a decent track record with NUFC news I believe.

Ian Woan on the bench.

You know in Palestine, they shoot people who are shit at karaoke.

Want to see Sammy and Shola with matching corn-rows.

Susan Boyle tribute act

Tuesday

But if you get the box, he can decrypt Babestation free of charge. Oh yeah, now we're getting sexy.

Is he still good at golf? Maybe he's Daredevil.

New pants required.

@thatsnotkosher might be my favourite twitter account.

If anyone's interested. You going down? Could dee with a football anorak on my team before I commit like.

the smack?

Man United basically taking the piss, I see.

Boleks!

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