Ayatollah Hermione

Up in the Air - Film about George Clooney flying in a plane a lot and finding his inner something or other. Bit of a depressing end for his character which I liked though. Fight Club - Still mint

Wouldn't mind giving her a disappointment.

Just struck that NUFC is basically the football version of The Producers. Only any chance of being a hit out of it has quickly been ruined.

Matt's post sums it up nicely. We'll be stuck with Ashley and co for a few years yet and one of the main reasons that nobody in their right mind would want to do business with a glorified market stall.

Failing in his role. Sack him.

Student?

i sniff the cocaine

Small and ginger?

Kicked a duck up the arse

"Free transfers can be quite expensive" I think that quote should be used alongside the "admitted to lying to the fans etc" one when anyone dares defend the current lot.

How do you dee it, man? There's positivity and simply attempting to convince yourself that the shit on your plate is sugar.

That's some family meal, sitting around talking about Toontastic

In other baffling news, Leroy Lita is somehow back in the Premier League with Swansea.

The last time I watched the first series of Auf Weidershen Pet, I was about 15 and bed ridden with a fever. I hammered the lot of it in between sleeping and my fever dreams involved the cast of the show in some fashion. Got to the point where me mother woke me up in the middle of one and I was calling her Dennis for about 5 minutes. Never watched it since.

I think Gemmill's right, time to just look at this as a satire of modern football.

Ladies and Gentlemen, We Are Floating in Space.

You'd be reet. BBQ chicken pizza with a garlic sauce dip is my takeaway treat of choice.

Still waiting for a penny to drop on this if I'm honest. Maybe if I had more technological mates, I'd have better uses for it.

I like garlic sauce when I'm having pizza.

I'm in London when we're playing Arsenal so going to be watching it alongside them...that'll be fun.

Who we been linked with better than Carroll, Barton, Nolan and Enrique....or Routledge? They ALL need replaced and we were 2 or 3 short, at least, when the window opened. Unless something incredible is pulled out of the bag I can't see them turning this around to a position of overall squad improvement. Carroll replaced with Ba (Better goal per game rate last season) Nolan replaced with Cabaye (Improvement) Barton and Nolan still here so no replacement arrived as yet Routledge replaced with Marveaux Convinced? Losing Carroll, Barton, Nolan and Jose is making the side so much worse. How can you be so wrong

We're going to be worse off, man.

Agreed. Disappointing but not surprising.

cant even muster the energy to be annoyed

Shame she was as wooden as the rest of the cast and you ;-) Thought it was alreet. Don Cheadle as a lethal weapon was slightly hard to take though. Rango was better. Absolutely mint and full of nods to old Westerns. Depp should do more voice work.