Ayatollah Hermione

Please don't tempt fate.

If we finish 8th, I'll get Deano a toy.

David Craig spouting his usual shit, I see.

So, signed fuck all, I take it? The excuses coming out of the usual places yet?

I'd probably have Zamora. Though if they fucking DARE say "We won't get held to ransom", I'll go apeshit. They've had months to get one in.

Class. I'd have Bassong back if we could get him performing again.

Must have wanted Champions League football.

There we gan, nowt the neet. The mouthpiece hath spoken.

Sol Campbell could be heading to Gateshead.

The longer this goes, the more likely we're to go to the shit Championship striker well.

No Cisse for us according to SSN and Freiburg itself.

Joe Cole in talks with Villa.

SSN taking the piss. "We are hearing there could be exciting news"

David Craig looks like an Enid Blyton character come to life

Just a shame it's usually someone shite

Wouldn't mind deeing a swap for Ridgewell and sending Ranger their way.

Also, after Bendtner's bollocks about being great over the summer, I'm glad he's ended up at Stoke :lol Wigan have signed Shaun Maloney.

Carroll

Stevie on form tonight like

Fuck me sideways.

Aye, probably better than Williamson. Has Situ signed yet?

Without meaning to go all Deano, a starting XI of Krul, Enrique, Coloccini, Taylor, Santon, Gutierrez, Tiote, Cabaye, Barton, Ben Arfa and Carroll would have been a bit tasty.

Excuse me, we have one left-back, I think that's enough, don't you, you greedy sod?