Ayatollah Hermione

Leazes came out the womb knocking back cider.

I hate international breaks. Not even owt decent to watch on any streams. Might have to resort to Charlton/Brentford.

Howay, TS. Toontastic and their ridiculous need for Onyx medals needs you

Had my first couple of ventures in The Town Wall before braving the hell that is Gotham Town. Canny pub the Town Wall, if a bit pricey for the old whiskey and cokes.

On HBO, tonight and tomorrow.

This thread can be nicely summed up.

If I was a Forest fan Id rather chance me arm on the Dave Clark 5 tbh You want to avoid them, they'd have the back 4 in bits and pieces.

twat. Someone with some level of effectiveness in the PL would be nice though.

Funnily enough, we could do with a Gallacher type player for when Ba is off at the ACON. Who fits that mould in the PL atm?

Carl Cort was shite like, certainly nowt on Sturridge who already looks like a dangerous player who, with a bit of refining, could be class.

Monkeys Fist tbh.

I need a good group to take on Beast on insane without failing like.

He's barely played for 2 years so it's a good move for him and us, as said.

Hope he gets a couple more cup starts and a few PL cameos. Looks a tidy player from the, admittedly, little I've seen of him.

David Stockdale doesn't exist. It's just a fake name to disguise that we've no decent sub keepers.

big sexy tit puncher 2

Guthrie doesn't have the discipline to stay wide. Nolan would have been a good defensive minded sub I'd have got Marveaux on to try the counter on them.

What was Dalglish saying?

No matter the situation or purpose, Lovenkrands is never a good option anyway.

this cap issue that hes created entirely himself and that will have no mention by anyone else in football Soccer Saturday, a show made purely for people to take the piss out of the punditry. They even admit themselves how shite they all are.

Its only offered in explanation for why some men do that, the relative quality of the kebab can obviously vary from plain ring-stinger to inedible but i think every man on here recognises at least one shag in their life that fits into the category. I had one last week. #realtalk

He'll come good for them.

Reckon he'd sit by the bar and moan on to anyone that's in earshot. He'd also wait to be served CT would be the one that sidles over to your group uninvited, to a collective eyeroll/muttered consternation and talk shit until closing time. Gemmil would be drinking Baccardi and diet coke with a straw. alex and Tooj and Chez would be in the beer garden whether it's pissing it down or like a balmy night in Mykonos sniffer would be minesweeping and calling everyone worse than shit. I sit quietly [or preferably stand] with my mates, with all ears listening for someone to slag off the Halls and Shepherd or praise Mike Ashley fair enough. I bet you stand in the middle of the bar with your sisters, praying for someone to take them off your hands mancmag would stand with his barristers wig on saying "look at me, I'm a solicitor and so I know everything about everything, and I'll deny everything that anybody says about me whether true or not" Toonpack would stand outside SJP trying to sell a logarithm calculator Dr Gloom would stand moaning about everything to anybody who would listen, and if you tried to put him right, he'd put his duffel coat on with its hood so he couldn't hear you kevin would try and sell you a Big Mac Gejon would wear his Newcastle Online t-shirt :icon_lol: