Ayatollah Hermione

Bumrape Bramble.

How was the new Boardwalk Empire?

Should have knocked the soup back like a Jagerbomb then your meal wouldn't have been cold. After KSA's muff-diving exploits being akin to that of a dog eating hot chips, the Thai's have come to expect frenzy from us English.

Pardew wanted to keep Carroll and Enrique too. No shit Sherlock. clueless He's agreeing with you

Swype and Handcent make texting so much better.

Having Tesco Value Pot Noodles in a stottie is one of the best things about being a student. I'd rather do that then steal traffic cones or wear silly hats to get free shots.

Lou Reed and Metallica Anything to recapture some sort of lost talent/relevancy, I suppose.

Nice one, mate. Glad it's started well for you.

Looked class yesterday. Samba was helpless.

Probably having Vietnam flashbacks of Enrique destroying him last season.

Die Hard 3

Die Hard 2.

Die Hard.

If Katy Perry was in front of you, baps and beef curtains on display, we'd all have a go. Not at once obviously.

Turn it in

Howay, send one to me, I'm on me vinegars here.

Some sexy calf pics would be nice.

It'll be one of the bottom ones. Nailed on.

Not like I didn't give fair warning. I kna, don't know whats wrong with me.

Why did I click that?

R.E.M. had a run of about 8/9 amazing albums which puts them among the few bands who have that sort of consistency. Awesome group in their prime.

I'm the same age and I think they're shit

The Love of my Life. Or Shola.

Always alright for me like, even the 4 quid plain ones that I use to doss about in.

You're the type of kid who puts three fingers up your arse even when you're having a wank yee like. Total wrongun.