Ayatollah Hermione

No idea how he got a year extension like, especially considering they had Welbeck coming back from the mackems. And the fact he's shit.

I was watching the game where they resorted to long hoofballs up the pitch for Hernandez to chase on the counter for the majority of the first half. Your title's going to your neighbours, you sour-faced old cunt. Deal with it.

Excellent choice. Enjoy the rest of your day fumbling around in bed!

They've never been the same since their cooler big brothers came back

Congrats, Gemmill. But, please, tell me more about that breakfast

Man City have rattled him

Minute's applause for Gary Speed and Given was in tears. Brave man for even playing so soon after his friend's death.

Ferguson's little temper tantrum is totally consistent of him. His little media silence with the BBC helped people forget that somewhat (and he even stopped talking to them for spiteful reasons). As Gloomy says, the GOS coverage was a shocker. No highlights of our first half dominance.

With this and Stan Collymore's recent twitter posting (as well as incidents like Robert Enke), I hope this leads to some more awareness and help towards people in the game who are suffering from depression. I hope NUFC put together a fitting tribute for a true pro and great bloke next week.

No but this cross is amazing. Always remember this goal clear as day.

Can't believe this. Shocked and saddened by it.

Rooney can literally do no wrong in the British football media. To criticise him would mean losing the ability to interview him about training shit kids or having a head like a cabinet with a face wonkily drawn on.

Funny you say that, they thought the outtakes were so good they've just realeased a follow EP comprised of them... http://en.wikipedia....e_the_King_(EP) Aye, it's not the best either. E.Watson and Burying Davy are better than a lot of stuff on the album though.

Bet each one of those is proper shit in bed. FACT

Excellent keeper. Looked a bit of a flapper last year but has clearly worked on it to the point where whenever a cross comes into his box, you can rely on him to come and collect strongly. Some of his reaction saves are incredible as well. Top keeper and a big part of our start.

Great result, real statement of intent IMO from us. But it also says a lot about the disgrace that football journalism/analysis is riddled with nepotism and stupidity about the game of football from those shaping the most opinions, that we'll get very little credit for it outside of a "well, they defended well"

take it you didn't see the Blackburn game then? Second half, he was canny

Just checked the Topman site. They are 199 variations of chinos in that shop.

True. Big hair, daft pout, I'm out.

BTW, it's a fucking nightmare going anywhere else in the city, talking to people my age and have them rabbit on about Geordie Shore for the entire conversation. People lap this shit up because it glamourises their "aspire to buy the latest chinos and drink shit cocktails" life. My generation is categorically shit.

Catching up with some 2011 releases. Starting with The Weeknd's House of Balloons which is incredible. Sounds a lot like The Dream but a bit seedier and with some fine guitaring at times. Marissa Nadler's self-titled is a nice little female folk album; very easy to listen to, some interesting and nice melodies but a bit hit and miss as a full album. Revisiting The King is Dead by The Decemberists and I think they'll find some value in my life as continuing to send up REM long after they're gone. Probably their weakest effort but there's a good EP in there somewhere.

Oh no

That first Leazes post I'm in stitches.

Sorry mate but Resident Evil's story is baffling nonsense at times. Resident Evil 4 is probably a better game than Saints Row 3, granted but the plot of that stuff is crazy. In fact, I'd go as far to say only a handful of video games have had compelling plots. Mass Effect has a great universe but ME2 sort of let it down. Early Silent Hill games are good for it and Planescape is canny. Majority of them are really silly conceits played straight.

I'd let her off for that shitty Zack and Miri film