Ayatollah Hermione

Fuck me running

So, what was this kid's goal like? heard it's special.

Mint. I fucking love Sky Sports News. Hayley McQueen always improves my mornings if she's on the early SSN shift.

Always Sunny is incredible. Some of the best comedy performances in a TV show for years.

Are we getting less than we paid for him? If so, it's like when we sold Given to the richest club on the planet for relative peanuts. Liverpool are throwing it about, make them spend.

I don't blame her.

The revisionist history on Enrique now that he's wanting to leave is ridiculous.

That gif of Tom has taken a while to resurface.

Canny. Don't have a ticket like but who's in Class C now?

Sure, I'll try this for now. Blackburn Rovers 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers 1 Fulham 1 Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 3 Sunderland 1 QPR 1 Bolton Wanderers 2 Tottenham Hotspur 2 Everton 1 Wigan Athletic 1 Norwich City 2 Newcastle United 1 Arsenal 1 Stoke City 0 Chelsea 4 West Bromwich Albion 2 Manchester United 3 Manchester City 3 Swansea City 0

Bendtner? Are you on glue?

Have I ffs pmsl not early signs mate, been doing it for years. Too many cowies as a kid I put it down to. Just think, Cantona retired at 30 so you're not alone among greats if you retire now.

I have a soft spot since he fucking hates mackems. Just keep him fit then roll him out against them twice a year.

I'm tellling you a brown fingers getting inserted man for def. I know a lass who that happened to when she was dancing in Blu Bambu, kid just went up and lifted her dress up and it went straight up no bother apparently, she must have been relaxed as fuck! I saw a lass get fingered on the seats in Bambu so I bet someone's getting smelly fingers.

Bet one of them ends up with their knickers doon outside City Vaults while the other one slings her garlic kebab at a copper

Is this a spellbinding work of fiction?

I'd fucking wreck that. Prefer these northern lasses to the posh slappers You'd wreck that. Aren't you 9 stone? a 9 stone stud with budgies

Glad you said coke there. Thought your daughter had hacked your account again for a second.

Aye there's claims about this, but then people keep saying fuck all's going on. I think it's just rumours tbh. Aye, Police saying its all calm. If its just a group of jumped up arseholes, they'll soon get brayed.

Hearing its started on Northumberland Street now.

Alan Johnson in the bottom right there.

Class. Would be mint if my avatar was a highly intricate joke.

That bloke won't be laughing when he realises he forgot to steal some curry sauce and chicken.