Ayatollah Hermione

Watched that first half with barely any interest whatoever. Really can't be doing with England.

Aye Kevin is worse than Deano. At least Deano supports the toon.

Maybe you can stay on pay as you play? There's nowt malicious in what the.majority have said. CT gets worse though his thicker frame means he can take more

Not condoning that sort of behaviour but you did post your website on your profile.

WE COOKIN UP IN HERE

Come on, Deano. Let's be 'avin you!

Howld on, I've missed something here, Deano's got a website?

If he can't afford it until payday, we need a shot of an advice slip next to today's newspaper and a sign saying "I'm not Paul Wyn"

Chez, on the flip side, you could probably get away with having Bruce Willis play you in the movie. Or Richard Fairbrass.

It's not really a shock as soon as you see the great big cheese wheel.

Who's that other brunette who was on last nght? She's canny amazing.

He's called Dynamite because of the rate at which it diminishes and there's a mess at the end! And he's often handled by men with moustaches.

For this thread to go supernova, it needs Wyn back to defend himself.

Thought that was last season?

It wasn't a myth before Ashley arrived. it was, tbh. We were getting nowhere near those crowds the last time we had a shite owner/board who sold our best players too. They only come because they are attracted to the club by its own actions. Blah blah blah, I agree whole heartedly DON'T

I'll have that un. What about the second and last ones?

Kevin spectacularly quoting Happy Gilmore without seeing the movie there.

Ouch. I actually think he'll do it, he's not a total cunt like that Cwarr.

Very interesting. Couldn't chime in myself with anything worth reading but I'll be watching this.

Sit ting just cry ing

Losing out to SWANSEA for that Situ suggests we offered him a load of shite as well.

Wasn't it revealed that his family had received no such threats and the police were basically calling him a lying cunt as well?

Owen,Viduka and Martins couldn't give a fuck which is a big reason tbh Are a fully motivated Best/Ba/Lovenkrands better than a demotivated Owen/Viduka/Martins? Take the joke signing of Xisco out of the equation and the most we’ve spent on striker since Ashley took over is a bank busting £600k for Leon Best. I shouldn't laugh at that but it's really such a disgrace, it's hard not to.

"James [beattie] offers us some valuable Premier League experience and a proven track record of goals. He can't wait to debut and I think he'll be excellent value"