Ayatollah Hermione

You sexy robust debater, you.

And you've been wrong on each of those as well since you've said the opposite at some point

I wonder what happened to Vic and Nick and Skidders and Blaydon and Steve and Mags and that blind guy and ... and ... as well. Skidmark was banned so he could go and lose his virginity and calm down.

Can I use it to ring Babestation?

Fop and Leazes in a team. One's a barely sane, slightly deranged man shrouded in mystery with a history of irrational and dangerous behaviour and the other one is Fop.

I'm waiting for Ant's tell-all autobiography.

Fop is somewhere beyond the grave, nodding knowingly at this thread as Toontastic's need for a villian has been fulfilled, like he always said. Ominous events.

You should see the ones I send about you I assume Toontastic is bound by the laws of the Data Protection Act? We should all put requests in for all the information held about us. There'd be some right blob-strops. mine are just like "I REALLY REALLY LIKE HAPPY FACE "

I wonder what happened to Vic as well. Did RICO vs Bawan ever take place at Saltwell Park?

You should see the ones I send about you

Justice for the 19

Used to have a canny free-kick though and that was our sole reason for signing Ryan Taylor, I'm fairly sure.

More of a careless whisper IMO. Which of course will appeal to CT even more.

I kna, poor bastard.

We'll get one or the other. If it's a striker, it'll be someone shite. If it's a left-back, it'll be someone shite.

Go on, Alex! Sort them oot.

Lee Ryder's use of paragraphs borders on the Year 6 SATs level.

Cunterhead is Deadman's evil, more intelligent personality.

That's no good if there's an emergency and someone wants to ring you. There's no emergency big enough to justify waking me up before I'm ready.

I like his Dear Diary © Happy Face, postings after his match-day experiences. It's nice to know that he didn't have room for a pud after his eleven cheeseburgers, twelve pints of Kronenberg and seven pizzas.

Just put your phone on silent when you go to bed

When you say English goalkeepers, do you mean they play in England or they are English?

I read an article saying we were looking for experienced cover. Owt more in it?

Wordplay's shoes He must go out looking like Pinocchio

Shola should always start against the Mackems. All logic is thrown aside when Shola is fit for the derby.