Ayatollah Hermione

Aye, Santon's never a LB like. Looks far more comfortable on his right foot.

The correct thing to do is to salute it extravagantly, especially if you're on public transport.

Just popping in to say well done to Kitman, you mad bastard. I'd have to be carried home.

I much prefer Bonfire Night since I like history and explosions.

Going for a curry and then watching the match. Halloween is, and will forever be, an excuse for students to dress up like cunts.

No Tiote apparently so I assume we'll go for a 4-5-1 and try and pack the midfield in his absence. Guthrie needs to have the discipline to sit back and close the space between midfield and attack if Cabaye is going to be further forward. Think we may see the Dreamboat sitting deeper and getting into them a bit though. Having Steven Taylor playing is a big plus to combat their strikeforce at set-pieces. Ben Arfa shouldn't play IMO, he's not ready if Blackburn is anything to go by. I think Marveaux could do a decent job in a similar role though.

When we were driving through Salford, we thought we spotted the beginnings of some but looking back, it was probably just a rubbish tip

You'll remember the joys R1 brought when near the keeper. Worth a red card every time.

Dalglish continues his MOTD scouting system

That's the nudist section. You might be next to me

I finally saw that goal where Shearer steals the ball off Maric before he's about to shoot. I think it's against Derby and it's hilarious.

At least he didn't piss on a copper's shoes like my mate did. Though my mate doesn't rape everyone he meets with his anaconda like whopper.

Sadly, putting "25-12-4 BC" doesn't tell me I'm the son of God

I had that experience with Turkish Delight. I was never that disappointed again until I saw a real lesbian for the first time.

Lost symbol of Shee-Ra: \o

I'm a 90s kid so I really remember Pokemon, Sunny D and Bosnian genocide.

Those episodes with Porky Pig

Will only be able to finish it if it's a lower quality centre

I'm off to Tom's for curry and cottaging.

Introduced me to the term "about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit" when someone said it about him so I have a soft spot.

Speaking of Hollisters, you've literally got to be a model to work there. Owt to make their shite look better.

Ben Arfa looked like he needed a good kick up the arse at Blackburn like. I'm hoping he's just rusty though. CT probably made his mind up before listening to the match like.

Still no love for Clarence Acuna, I see

I went there, it's canny. I imagine it's better if you're not scared of heights like I am though.

Is there videos of us celebrating Cabaye's second anywhere? Never been a part of a crowd going that mental before like. I actually thought Perch was canny second half, was winning a lot of headers and not being so suicidal with the ball. Simpson on the other hand was shite and Marveaux seemed to be full of trickery and technique but had to keep coming inside all the time. The couple of times Obertan took his man on, he beat him and won something for us so I hope he takes some confidence from it. Ba gave Samba a nightmare at times, Santon was canny at RB but never looks a LB. Seems too right-footed. Overall though, was a mental game to be there for and it wasn't too soul-crushing being there. Was just a relief that your heart could relax. Tell you what like, Cabaye is fucking lush in the flesh.