Ayatollah Hermione

Thought we were immense last night. One slip aside, Krul was brilliant at coming for the crosses and throws and really showed his improvement from last season. Back four was class, Ryan Taylor must be fucking knacking since he took a beating but Simpson winding them up with the towel was class Special mention for when he called the ball boy 15 yards to give him it and then just give him it straight back Obertan looked dangerous and seemed to use his pace a lot better with some good runs, Cabaye and Guthrie were good with Cabaye trying the defence splitting pass a tad too often whereas Guthrie kept play moving and retained possession well. Best worked his bollocks off again but Ba and Gutierrez. Fucking hell, they were amazing. Demba Ba was playing like a young Shola and Gutierrez' work rate is different class. Stoke are fucking awful. Huth led with his knee about three times and that horrible bouncer Walters fucking headbutted Ryan Taylor with no punishment! Perch's booking was a fine 50-50 and he won the ball and got booked! Ref was aal owa the place but 3rd top so fuck it. If we win on Saturday and Man U lose (to the mackems), we'll go 2nd and the game against Man City will be 1st vs 2nd, unbeaten vs unbeaten.

Samba would be perfect, even though Steven Taylor is doing well. We're going to need to add quality for the Champions League games next season anyway

Aye, Santon's never a LB like. Looks far more comfortable on his right foot.

The correct thing to do is to salute it extravagantly, especially if you're on public transport.

Just popping in to say well done to Kitman, you mad bastard. I'd have to be carried home.

I much prefer Bonfire Night since I like history and explosions.

Going for a curry and then watching the match. Halloween is, and will forever be, an excuse for students to dress up like cunts.

No Tiote apparently so I assume we'll go for a 4-5-1 and try and pack the midfield in his absence. Guthrie needs to have the discipline to sit back and close the space between midfield and attack if Cabaye is going to be further forward. Think we may see the Dreamboat sitting deeper and getting into them a bit though. Having Steven Taylor playing is a big plus to combat their strikeforce at set-pieces. Ben Arfa shouldn't play IMO, he's not ready if Blackburn is anything to go by. I think Marveaux could do a decent job in a similar role though.

When we were driving through Salford, we thought we spotted the beginnings of some but looking back, it was probably just a rubbish tip

You'll remember the joys R1 brought when near the keeper. Worth a red card every time.

Dalglish continues his MOTD scouting system

That's the nudist section. You might be next to me

I finally saw that goal where Shearer steals the ball off Maric before he's about to shoot. I think it's against Derby and it's hilarious.

At least he didn't piss on a copper's shoes like my mate did. Though my mate doesn't rape everyone he meets with his anaconda like whopper.

Sadly, putting "25-12-4 BC" doesn't tell me I'm the son of God

I had that experience with Turkish Delight. I was never that disappointed again until I saw a real lesbian for the first time.

Lost symbol of Shee-Ra: \o

I'm a 90s kid so I really remember Pokemon, Sunny D and Bosnian genocide.

Those episodes with Porky Pig

Will only be able to finish it if it's a lower quality centre

I'm off to Tom's for curry and cottaging.

Introduced me to the term "about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit" when someone said it about him so I have a soft spot.

Speaking of Hollisters, you've literally got to be a model to work there. Owt to make their shite look better.

Ben Arfa looked like he needed a good kick up the arse at Blackburn like. I'm hoping he's just rusty though. CT probably made his mind up before listening to the match like.

Still no love for Clarence Acuna, I see