Ayatollah Hermione

It was just getting its second wind

Obertan's turnip head is replacement for them both as he takes up two seats on the coach to himself.

Nobody can make a joke on this that's funnier than the actual story.

Its 70% blokes at my gym. Wor lass does it a couple of times a week mind. I found it hard getting used to the fixed wheel, you have to sort of bounce to the music in rhythm which is hard when it's something like Black Sabbath. Our lass reckons she seem this old fella slam his ball bag down on to the handlebar stem the other week when he stood up to sprint and his resistance was too low, say's she just heard the the thud, but they must have shrivved up years ago as he just kept on going. I wouldn't have been able to pedal for laughing if I'd been there. If Black Sabbath's on, you just go mental for 5 minutes. Not even in any vague time, just go at it.

That boy needs therapy!

I like Saltwater. More new posters should have his gib.

Don't think it's open world which makes a change.

The very best one was when he asked Cher if she wanted to come to the Toon and stay at his.

Love owt like this.

I know, seems a bit of a heed the baal. Likes Anchorman a BIT too much.

The best part of this Deano basically returning here on a Pay as you play deal

If they turned the resistance up on my bike, I'd just use the sheer power of my calves and break through it. I'd probably do it so powerfully, I'd be able to ride the exercise bike home.

I thought he'd pay up as well so Deano needs to apologise to me for making me look like a tit.

in tears here

Fucking hell!

That's just the players.

Heard the album yet?

Wouldn't be surprised if Ryder had actually helped installing the fucker . Still got the bruises on his chin from Ashley's prosthetic nads clankin off it . the very thought!

In terms of the "like" button, will that replace the chorus of " " smilies after I say something hilarious?

Fucking hell, man.

Fuck it, my life is complete.

There we gan, I'm safe from the wrath.

Up until last year, I lived about a mile of SJP. I thought that was his barometer?

eh? I do like it though. Toontastic has needed an image revamp. Like Bowie when he got on the cocaine and came up with The Thin White Duke.