Ayatollah Hermione

The French Wayne Routledge tbh, let's not kid ourselves.

Could a blind bloke busk golf by just whacking it in a straight line and let the caddy tell him how far he is away from the green? Rathband should be forced to play darts as a true test of his vision.

It was meant to re-start today until I realised it was a Bank Holiday. Caught a glimpse of myself in a shop window yesterday and thought ..."you fat fucker" Probably the angle of the window tbf but at it from Tomorrow. Weigh in at 7.30am. I doubt it. Try that Chinese buffet that's flagrantly breaking copyright law by using the Mortal Kombat logo. You'll eat so much, you'll become a fatality!* *not from food poisoning, the health board cannot stress this enough.

tell you what, traore had an absolute somalian famine. haha, just another pundit analogy there, no biggie

Bolek tbf. Check your facts before you look like a right knacker.

I literally could not be posher. I am Posh Spice.

If Obertan ever heads the ball toward goal, it'll probably rebound 90 degrees off the rocky, unstable terrain that is the top of his head. Looks like an ordnance survey map of the Cheviots.

"ohhh, it's my birthday" - Me, everytime this thread is revived, except today it actually is my birthday. Thank you, detective Stevie.

Might glory support them.

Thanks for the messages. I was going to explain my name but I'll leave it a mystery, like Paul McCartney's hair colour.

That's this one scuppered then.

It'll be Wednesday, now.

We're doing well to handle the shit coming our way but how much shit is too much before you inevitably contract E coli?

I wouldn't blame him for having his mind on his prematurely born daughter's fight for health like.

Agreed. Though the Mail have a decent track record with NUFC news I believe.

Ian Woan on the bench.

You know in Palestine, they shoot people who are shit at karaoke.

Want to see Sammy and Shola with matching corn-rows.

Susan Boyle tribute act

Tuesday

But if you get the box, he can decrypt Babestation free of charge. Oh yeah, now we're getting sexy.

Is he still good at golf? Maybe he's Daredevil.

New pants required.

@thatsnotkosher might be my favourite twitter account.

If anyone's interested. You going down? Could dee with a football anorak on my team before I commit like.