Ayatollah Hermione

Nice one, mate. Glad it's started well for you.

Looked class yesterday. Samba was helpless.

Probably having Vietnam flashbacks of Enrique destroying him last season.

Die Hard 3

Die Hard 2.

Die Hard.

If Katy Perry was in front of you, baps and beef curtains on display, we'd all have a go. Not at once obviously.

Turn it in

Howay, send one to me, I'm on me vinegars here.

Some sexy calf pics would be nice.

It'll be one of the bottom ones. Nailed on.

Not like I didn't give fair warning. I kna, don't know whats wrong with me.

Why did I click that?

R.E.M. had a run of about 8/9 amazing albums which puts them among the few bands who have that sort of consistency. Awesome group in their prime.

I'm the same age and I think they're shit

The Love of my Life. Or Shola.

Always alright for me like, even the 4 quid plain ones that I use to doss about in.

You're the type of kid who puts three fingers up your arse even when you're having a wank yee like. Total wrongun.

There's nee normal pairs of jeans in that shop. Whey, there's not much of anything normal like but the jeans are the worst. I just stick to H&M and a few online places now tbh.

Almost always paired with loafers or those godawful toms. Nee excuse for dressing like a cunt - you'll never see me in anything other than jeans and a t-shirt if I'm not at work. It's the hipster look - dressing like a dickhead in clothes too small and too tight because you look like you're bucking the trends. What I hate the most is these jumped up ra cunts who wear Jack Wills and PJs everywhere. The worst example was a screb end student in Sainsbury's. The lad was about 6'4", sported a mauve Jack Wills hoodie, pink and white tartan PJ bottoms and ugg boots (ugg boots ffs). What a cunt. I dread to think what Jesmond's looking like now term has started. I was out in town on Monday night and it was the first night of Freshers. Jesus is still weeping, what a bunch of cunts.

Same here, my thighs are massive though years of weight training and football on them. I feel sorry for fat cunts me, jeans just seem to stop at 36" waists in nice clothes stores, where do fat people get their clothes. Take Paul Wyn literally where would he find clothes? High and Mighty. I think it's canny harsh that the two clothes shops in the toon for freakishly fat and tall people are right next to each other. Canny for the consumer but I wonder if they try and steal custom away from each other.

I've seen some fashion disasters when I've been around people my age but never something so Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a navel exposing t-shirt.

The most extreme I go is a pair of slim jeans. Not skinny, just tighter round your shoe. That and my bright pink cardigan.

Hew, I dress perfectly fine.

"conkers deep in her shitbox" :lol: