Ayatollah Hermione

Happy Borthday!

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Whenever we used to go to the Town Moor or any other little fun fair thing, I was always told never to talk to any of them in case they tried to steal me

Getting women to do what you want is an art, much like filing So women should be stored securely in a lockable cabinet? Now, I'm not condoning it, I'm just saying that's always worked for me.

Bought by Paul.

Smile of an evil man.

Don't mean to laugh, it just caught me off guard.

Aye he had like a brush over, when that lass wrote I love you on her eyelids. Yeah I'm with you now. Paul could do that one word on each eye, that's why he grows the fringe. You could write the bible, the quran and the book of kells on one of his arse cheeks. And still have enough left for footnotes.

Looks like the kind that still has his baby teeth.

Was probably Toughguymick

I didn't think much of it outside of Wildfire (that's absolutely immense though) Fair enough. I like it a lot, its innovative and original (in a way), he effortlessly assimilates all the current dance genres and then produces something that is unmistakably his style without actually fitting into any of those genres. I like that in a producer, the songs are poppy and interesting set against orginal composition and production. If you listen to the first few bars of On Battlefield Hill off Harvey's album, it could be one of 100s of bands. I think within less than a bar you know its SBTRKT yet at the same time i'd challenge anyone to play me something that sounds the same. It was Harvey's time to win, 10 years since the last album, 10 years since 9/11 and an album about the intervening wars. Plus her record company had a poor quarter Aye, I'd not really heard anything like it (though I'm not heavily into dance) but not a lot of it grabbed me. Maybe I need to give it a bit more time. I think PJ Harvey's had a better quality of songwriting but, like you say, the whole thing is basically designed to sell some records in HMV anyway.

How have you all forgot Danny Simpson?

Why has he got the tattoo from Mortal Kombat Annihilation on his chest?

Eamonn

I didn't think much of it outside of Wildfire (that's absolutely immense though)

Aye, my favourite of 2011 so far.

I hand out business cards. Though then again, I am conducting potential business deals at the time.

Hmm

Got to say, I saw nowt wrong with what CT was saying. Except the parts about bingo and karaoke being good fun like

Everything Everything is double wank and shit chips. Sounds like a bunch of robots having a midlife breakdown.

The 4-4 and 5-1 games spring to mind. He should ref us every week

Surprised he didn't wade in, call everyone a cunt and then play the old "Can't hit a bloke with glasses" trick.

Ronald McDonald himself.

Deano's true colours show. Wasn't so positive about this, was he?

You're a very excitable chap.