Ayatollah Hermione

If Russell Howard has no confidence in a punchline, he just puts on a daft accent and googly eyes and says something zany which leads me to believe he has no confidence in any joke he tells.

Midnight City is an amazing song but the rest of the album can't really match it. Much like Gotye's album funnily enough. Love this.

David Bowie - Toy Justice - Audio, Video, Disco 16 Horsepower - Yours Truly Gene Clark - No Other (finally own it) Different Skeletons - Secret Jeers On the subject of that last one, DS play some great garage rock. If you're into that kind of stuff, go to http://differentskeletons.bandcamp.com/ and give it a listen.

Ooh, i bet riding a horse in satin takes away a lot of the aggravation.

I don't think we'd have got a point under the circumstances of Sunday last season. Arsenal was a once in a generation freak match and I can only think of the Wigan game where we got a point at the death. The improved style of play and defensive organisation (also, we probably deserved to edge the Spurs game) shows progress for me. The Chelsea point during the relegation season was an anomaly over that whole year as well. We've had consistently good results and performances that are markedly improved on the majority of last year for me.

I would think celebrating a point (or rather performance) like that is because it signifies some real progress compared to previous seasons. Forgot to quote there. Ah whey

Will there be tits?

Who ever thought Ryan Taylor would be the lesser of two evils at full-back?

Is the thinking that Gosling will cover for Tiote in January? Or does Cabaye sit deeper?

Fucking hell, Alex

I thought Obertan's problem might be his confidence but he doesn't appear to have the ability to run with the ball at real pace and take his man on.

I'd take that atm like. I do agree with you though. A right winger of Gutierrez' quality would improve us a hell of a lot.

We could do with another centre half as cover because Williamson is just a massive fanny.

Aye, same. Gutierrez had twice the game he did.

That bloke's Chelsea top with smart trousers btw Marlene and Boycey for the 2010s

My favourite tweet of all time. BTW, is there any pics of a topless Cabaye appluading the Strawberry corner?

Our right side is comfortably the weakest part of the side like. I know Ryan Taylor has Gutierrez tracking back and helping him which can hide some of his flaws (though I thought he was actually solid yesterday), Simpson needs Obertan to do the same. Obertan looks to be too lazy/stupid to do it and Simpson is shit enough as it is. If we get a LB in January, I'd put Santon at RB and fuck knas at RM. Can Marveaux play there?

I went "GO ON, SHOLA" as he turned into space. Cool celebration as well. I thought Coloccini was our MOTM like; I know he's not typically the "tackler" but he was putting some immense ones in yesterday and breaking up their play around the box really well. Some lovely little passes from Cabaye but he was largely missing whereas Tiote put his best shift in for some time. I love that Santon's first touch in NUFC colours was a backheel as well I think he's going to be alreet.

Shola was quite literally the West Denton Drogba when he came on.

shit the bed here's a brief reminder of how mint Catherine Zeta Jones is Oh no, how does Youtube work now? Sneaky youtube fix - Tom x

That's between me and the cat

Our national anthem should be War Pigs

Had a right pan cracker of a shite there. I have a weird afterglow akin to the one you get after seeing an amazing gig or killing a man.

I get wor lass to lick me clean and vice versa. If she's not in, get the dog.