Ayatollah Hermione

I always thought Jackie Brown had an afro. That's that joke pissed up the wall

I mentioned him

Gemmill relinquishing his grasp on the title of "hardest Toontastic Poster" here like with this news. Glad it went alright and I'll give you SOME credit for only taking local anasthetic though. I suppose

Marveaux is never a right winger like. Give it two weeks, we'll all want Obertan rushed back

Is Cahill out for Everton as well? Or just Drenthe and Jackie Brown?

My mate saw him in Bijoux in town. Hatless, I repeat, hatless.

Canny servant to us IMO. His goals in the second half of the Championship season were vital to us coming up (as well as him playing right after his father's death) and he scored some canny goals last year for us. Don't think he's struggled in recent months through lack of effort, more lack of quality at this level. Decent two year period from him for a free transfer. Fair play.

This game is not going to be out for another year (at least), it's not going to be 100% yet and they'll tweak the engine in that time, I imagine. FWIW, I thought they looked fine; the mountain ranges looked pretty great.

Sting is one of mine. Just the bloke himself.

If it's San Andreas then we're going to need some more mint West Coast hip-hop as a soundtrack. I assume that was the Los Santos trailer and we're going to get trailers for San Fiero and Las Venturas. I hope anyway. Or we'll get all three in the game but a GTAIV situation where each expansion or "episode" is focused on a certain area.

Looks like Lovenkrands is on his way out so a player of his ilk (though actually of a Premier League quality) would be excellent as well since Nile Ranger is never going to make it. EDIT: not that they're alike, it's just if he had his head screwed on, he'd be a ready-made replacement in terms of numbers but he's always off being a prick.

Calling bollocks on that leak simply because there's no chance they'll have much of the music licensed yet, nor will any of the specifics of multiplayer and even game mechanics be properly fleshed out yet. Reads as what this kid wants to happen.

I bought a PS3 after a 360 and think I prefer the 360 because of the interface funnily enough. The store is better, checking your friends list is better and even silly things like checking your achievements is a hell of a lot easier. The back catalogue is pretty much the same now barring a few exclusives so you're only really missing out on Gears of War and Forza if you get a PS3. If you want to play your mates at FIFA then you may as well though you'll have to buy a headset if you want to chatter on to them.

I love the day after a hangover. My body feels like it should again.

I like you

Some little Irish gypsies/pikeys came into the pub last neet rattling a carrier bag saying Trick or Treat but really just wanting money The cheeky little bastards got nowt like

Thought we were immense last night. One slip aside, Krul was brilliant at coming for the crosses and throws and really showed his improvement from last season. Back four was class, Ryan Taylor must be fucking knacking since he took a beating but Simpson winding them up with the towel was class Special mention for when he called the ball boy 15 yards to give him it and then just give him it straight back Obertan looked dangerous and seemed to use his pace a lot better with some good runs, Cabaye and Guthrie were good with Cabaye trying the defence splitting pass a tad too often whereas Guthrie kept play moving and retained possession well. Best worked his bollocks off again but Ba and Gutierrez. Fucking hell, they were amazing. Demba Ba was playing like a young Shola and Gutierrez' work rate is different class. Stoke are fucking awful. Huth led with his knee about three times and that horrible bouncer Walters fucking headbutted Ryan Taylor with no punishment! Perch's booking was a fine 50-50 and he won the ball and got booked! Ref was aal owa the place but 3rd top so fuck it. If we win on Saturday and Man U lose (to the mackems), we'll go 2nd and the game against Man City will be 1st vs 2nd, unbeaten vs unbeaten.

Samba would be perfect, even though Steven Taylor is doing well. We're going to need to add quality for the Champions League games next season anyway

Aye, Santon's never a LB like. Looks far more comfortable on his right foot.

The correct thing to do is to salute it extravagantly, especially if you're on public transport.

Just popping in to say well done to Kitman, you mad bastard. I'd have to be carried home.

I much prefer Bonfire Night since I like history and explosions.

Going for a curry and then watching the match. Halloween is, and will forever be, an excuse for students to dress up like cunts.

No Tiote apparently so I assume we'll go for a 4-5-1 and try and pack the midfield in his absence. Guthrie needs to have the discipline to sit back and close the space between midfield and attack if Cabaye is going to be further forward. Think we may see the Dreamboat sitting deeper and getting into them a bit though. Having Steven Taylor playing is a big plus to combat their strikeforce at set-pieces. Ben Arfa shouldn't play IMO, he's not ready if Blackburn is anything to go by. I think Marveaux could do a decent job in a similar role though.