Ayatollah Hermione

I bet this was the work of Tom btw. Power mad.

Stop trying to be funny you doilum before i come over there and castrate you. I actually don't mind you now that you've calmed down after realising everyone was ignoring you.

Seems that way. Oh well. Clipboard out. Since when have threads on here been locked for veering off topic ffs. This is a stupid decision made by someone that aspires to be a metro inspector. FACT.

Everytime I see "Last Post by: Kevin" I die a little inside. What a prick.

"Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go" "discovered partially eaten"

It was just getting its second wind

Obertan's turnip head is replacement for them both as he takes up two seats on the coach to himself.

Nobody can make a joke on this that's funnier than the actual story.

Its 70% blokes at my gym. Wor lass does it a couple of times a week mind. I found it hard getting used to the fixed wheel, you have to sort of bounce to the music in rhythm which is hard when it's something like Black Sabbath. Our lass reckons she seem this old fella slam his ball bag down on to the handlebar stem the other week when he stood up to sprint and his resistance was too low, say's she just heard the the thud, but they must have shrivved up years ago as he just kept on going. I wouldn't have been able to pedal for laughing if I'd been there. If Black Sabbath's on, you just go mental for 5 minutes. Not even in any vague time, just go at it.

That boy needs therapy!

I like Saltwater. More new posters should have his gib.

Don't think it's open world which makes a change.

The very best one was when he asked Cher if she wanted to come to the Toon and stay at his.

Love owt like this.

I know, seems a bit of a heed the baal. Likes Anchorman a BIT too much.

The best part of this Deano basically returning here on a Pay as you play deal

If they turned the resistance up on my bike, I'd just use the sheer power of my calves and break through it. I'd probably do it so powerfully, I'd be able to ride the exercise bike home.

I thought he'd pay up as well so Deano needs to apologise to me for making me look like a tit.

in tears here

Fucking hell!

That's just the players.

Heard the album yet?

Wouldn't be surprised if Ryder had actually helped installing the fucker . Still got the bruises on his chin from Ashley's prosthetic nads clankin off it . the very thought!

In terms of the "like" button, will that replace the chorus of " " smilies after I say something hilarious?