Ayatollah Hermione

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Imagine, man. A hat-wearing Shola bringing it out from the back like a libero of old.

tiote at centre half ffs :lol: I can't believe people have spent a couple of pages actually discussing that most ridiculous of possibilities. If you need to be told the differences between a holding midfielder and a central defender and the differences in their jobs on the football pitch, you're beyond help. It'll be Perch and Simpson at the back and so it should be. Kadar hasn't played any first team football since the Championship and is probably fucking shit if we're being realistic and Williamson isn't fit. Perch has been fine even if he should have been tighter to Drogba. Luckily, nobody that plays for NORWICH is as good as Drogba ffs.

I'd love to see Shola at the back, with the captain's armband, flying in with mint tackles and bollocking Perch.

Aye, we went more direct in the second half and tbf, any other day, it would have paid off.

Dont worry MON will soon fuck off like he always does. Although this time it will be sooner rather than later when he realises he will be living in a complete shit tip. Ponteland is really nice. Even Fergie couldnt do anything with those bunch of rapists and thugs! That's why he got rid of them all. Excellent punchline, would read again.

Right, getting one of these for Xmas so would love to know where I can get plenty books from. Signed up to that forum posted above but wondering if there's any more? Particularly for magazines.

Classy club, classy fans.

Fucksticks. Perch is going to have a run in the side alongside Coloccini ffs.

i've had enuff of this thread lol

Some lovely long diagonal balls today from Guthrie and Cabaye like. Love seeing them. Not so much when Obertan fucks his first touch up and it goes out for a throw though.

Not a good week for Gemmill. First, he gets married now he gets laced by Henda

I thought Lovenkrands wasn't bad either. Some decent wing play at times. It's absolutely mental that we've played as well as we have in these three games and only got 1 point.

Our right side is diabolical going forward like.

He wasn't even the worst player on our team today. I've never known a winger be so frightened of taking people on though.

That defence after Colo went off ffs. It was 4 players just running around near our box, sort of tracking Chelsea shirts and then usually forgetting which one they were supposed to be marking. Simpson was a disgrace today, hopeless in possession. Ryan Taylor is the definition of a confidence player and that confidence is totally shot which doesn't bode well. Shola was immense, Cabaye was good. Any other day, we'd have had a result but we had nee luck at all.

Aye, I'd take a point. I think a win has been unlikely in our last two games but today, it's a real possibility but Chelsea looked alright last week against Wolves ( I kna, they're shit but still) so I hope their suicidal defensive play lets them down. Hope Ben Arfa runs at Terry all day because that daft cunt is bound to lunge in on him.

Sorry, TS. In my defence, I'd been on the drink. I think Group D is a canny tricky group tbh; France are going to be a really good side, for some reason we never beat Sweden and Ukraine is going to be a dodgy game, especially if they're in with a chance of going through. I'd have preferred being in Spain's group.

Shades of the infamous France 2002 bet here like

I see he changes outfits every 3 songs when he plays live. He's very superstitious.

I think we'll get at them like. We didn't really show any fear at OT so I expect us to do it at home.

BENNETT

This hasn't got nearly enough love. Excellent reference.

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