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Everything posted by Ayatollah Hermione
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Imagine, man. A hat-wearing Shola bringing it out from the back like a libero of old.
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Steven Taylor is out for the season
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
tiote at centre half ffs :lol: I can't believe people have spent a couple of pages actually discussing that most ridiculous of possibilities. If you need to be told the differences between a holding midfielder and a central defender and the differences in their jobs on the football pitch, you're beyond help. It'll be Perch and Simpson at the back and so it should be. Kadar hasn't played any first team football since the Championship and is probably fucking shit if we're being realistic and Williamson isn't fit. Perch has been fine even if he should have been tighter to Drogba. Luckily, nobody that plays for NORWICH is as good as Drogba ffs. -
I'd love to see Shola at the back, with the captain's armband, flying in with mint tackles and bollocking Perch.
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Aye, we went more direct in the second half and tbf, any other day, it would have paid off.
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Steven Taylor is out for the season
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Dont worry MON will soon fuck off like he always does. Although this time it will be sooner rather than later when he realises he will be living in a complete shit tip. Ponteland is really nice. Even Fergie couldnt do anything with those bunch of rapists and thugs! That's why he got rid of them all. Excellent punchline, would read again. -
Kindle: Amazon's Well-Established Wireless Reading Device
Ayatollah Hermione replied to khay's topic in General Chat
Right, getting one of these for Xmas so would love to know where I can get plenty books from. Signed up to that forum posted above but wondering if there's any more? Particularly for magazines. -
Steven Taylor is out for the season
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Classy club, classy fans. -
Fucksticks. Perch is going to have a run in the side alongside Coloccini ffs.
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There are some lovely people in this country
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Kevin S. Assilleekunt's topic in General Chat
i've had enuff of this thread lol -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
Some lovely long diagonal balls today from Guthrie and Cabaye like. Love seeing them. Not so much when Obertan fucks his first touch up and it goes out for a throw though. -
Not a good week for Gemmill. First, he gets married now he gets laced by Henda
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Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
I thought Lovenkrands wasn't bad either. Some decent wing play at times. It's absolutely mental that we've played as well as we have in these three games and only got 1 point. -
Obertan: Earths' gravity is no match for him.
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Our right side is diabolical going forward like. -
Obertan: Earths' gravity is no match for him.
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
He wasn't even the worst player on our team today. I've never known a winger be so frightened of taking people on though. -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
That defence after Colo went off ffs. It was 4 players just running around near our box, sort of tracking Chelsea shirts and then usually forgetting which one they were supposed to be marking. Simpson was a disgrace today, hopeless in possession. Ryan Taylor is the definition of a confidence player and that confidence is totally shot which doesn't bode well. Shola was immense, Cabaye was good. Any other day, we'd have had a result but we had nee luck at all. -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, I'd take a point. I think a win has been unlikely in our last two games but today, it's a real possibility but Chelsea looked alright last week against Wolves ( I kna, they're shit but still) so I hope their suicidal defensive play lets them down. Hope Ben Arfa runs at Terry all day because that daft cunt is bound to lunge in on him. -
Sorry, TS. In my defence, I'd been on the drink. I think Group D is a canny tricky group tbh; France are going to be a really good side, for some reason we never beat Sweden and Ukraine is going to be a dodgy game, especially if they're in with a chance of going through. I'd have preferred being in Spain's group.
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Shades of the infamous France 2002 bet here like
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Stevie Wonder to Enter Dance Competition
Ayatollah Hermione replied to trophyshy's topic in General Chat
I see he changes outfits every 3 songs when he plays live. He's very superstitious. -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think we'll get at them like. We didn't really show any fear at OT so I expect us to do it at home. -
BENNETT
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This hasn't got nearly enough love. Excellent reference.
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There are some lovely people in this country
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Kevin S. Assilleekunt's topic in General Chat
haha, remember that time leazes posted that gay porn site -
***Official Mike Ashley Euro express thread***
Ayatollah Hermione replied to Baggio's topic in Newcastle Forum
what is Crystal Palace's "plan" ?