Ayatollah Hermione

He broke his leg and then knackered his ankle in pre-season taking him to about a year without consistent football. He's not going to hit the ground running and he needs time here and there to get his sharpness back. If he was fit at the start of the season, he'd have played against Arsenal onwards, I'm sure of it. I doubt he's too bothered about being a part of an unbeaten side btw Jonas' attacking play is so bad he's had 22 shots, a goal and an assist, as well as winning us vital free-kicks in the final third of the pitch. Obertan has created significantly less and surely you must realise this?

Also conscription was basically sold as "Join the army and help us make this nation great again" with no real indication that the Nazi party was as sinister as it eventually became. The foreign volunteers who signed up later were probably wronguns like.

He basically sits alone in the garden, gets half-cut and thinks of the stupidest possible things to say to wind up the internet except, once he gets deep into the argument, he starts to believe his own drivel.

I'm going to have to actually do some uni work today. Joy.

If Barton really wanted to make them jealous, he'd simply reply with a picture of his bank balance.

Champion. Might get it rented, play it on easy and enjoy the ride. MW2 had a space satellite crashing into downtown Washington, a civilian massacre in an airport that you had to take part in and a daring mission into a top secret base in deepest Afghanistan so I'd love to see where they go.

Man, those tank controls on the Resi remakes must be a nightmare with a keyboard or are you using a gamepad? I bought a Gamecube again recently to build the collection back up and there's some great Nintendo first-party games on that thing. Wind Waker, Metroid Prime 1+2, Luigi's Mansion, Animal Crossing, Pikmin 1+2, Donkey Kong bongo games, Mario Sunshine. Some good puzzle games too. So yeah, if you've got the hard drive space, download a shit load of Gamecube games, well underrated.

Is the storyline as embarrassing as MW2? The best part of that game was your character holding your pistol sideways during the snowmobile section and everything else was competent but canny boring. Skyrim and Saint's Row 3 will complete my 2011 purchases, I imagine. Will rent the likes of Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, Rayman etc.

well, thats the only place I "get drunk".......highly ironic considering all the apparent teetotallers on here that sit at their PC through the middle of the night.. I actually think the contention is with you coming home half cut and coming on here rather than what you do in your spare time. BTW, when you're posting at 1 in the morning, you're sitting at your PC through the middle of the night

I'm not sure when anyone's called you for simply going to the pub.

Think that's my favourite Geordie joke. Especially when you do it in Manchester with your mate and no fucker in the shop knows what you're laughing at.

As an aside, talking about match-going, I had plenty of disposable cash to go when we were shite. Things start looking up as soon as the purse strings tighten or else I'd have had a season ticket. Fucking typical.

When he doesn't play, they get the ball to the wide men and cross into the box. When he does play, they hoof it centrally toward him. Sums up Dalglish's Liverpool and it's mental that they don't know his strengths and how to play to them.

I prefer him being our little unsung hero under the radar. Though it does surprise me that, in columns by people who are usually very astute and knowledgeable about football, they have only really referred to him as a decent player and nothing more. Though the lack of research into actually watching our games before commenting doesn't surprise me.

This is fucking mint.

As an aside (and touching on DK's point), how frustrating was Best constantly being caught off btw? Check your line, man.

Class

Substitue 'fishing' for 'dogging' in that post and it all clicks.

I assume MOTD has moved to Salford so they don't have very far to go to blow smoke up Ferguson's arse? Bit further to travel to blow it up Scott Parker's though.

My great-grandfather fought to give the England football team captain the right to be racist, disrespectful and obnoxious to his fellow man.

Sammy literally could not be any different from his brother in how he plays. He ripped Coleman apart today. Guthrie was immense today for me. Pardew was animated on the touchline, geeing up the crowd in stoppage time and applauding us when we did so. World class goal from Taylor.

Just stop farting! hahahahaha, just a little gas joke there. can an admin move this to the start of the thread please thank you

Shola is the most stylish NUFC player ever. Ben Arfa looks like he's genuinely happy to be near him.

Horrible little bastard.

Kinnear done it when we played them at home in 08/09 IIRC.