Ayatollah Hermione

Potential banana skins but we've got more than enough ability to win both comfortably. And if we do, ye fucka, that's an immense draw. Some good Prem ties and Leeds could do Arsenal's kids and Boro easily good enough to sneak a win at the mackems.

Clueless because you struggle to grasp the basic concepts of football and, indeed, basic discourse. Soz.

Seriously, not a clue between them.

Hope to see a CB come in. I like Williamson (especially alongside Colo) but if he goes down, we're looking dodgy. A younger player who will be willing to wait and develop as a squad choice might not be a bad option. Not seen a lot of Tomkins but he seems to fit that mould; it's not the worst idea.

Fucking hell, Jonas mustn't have fancied going to Blackburn again either. Don't blame him. Hero.

Making no assumptions on quality of this based off these two dumplings on the radio tbh.

Anyone got a radio stream? The one on the BBC site isn't allowed to be played online for some reason.

Love Parky's random little posts like this

at that Alan Smith article. Nice of Pardew to try and let him down gently but Smith is clearly too thick to decipher it.

Would think Gosling gets some gametime but I imagine he'll play Vuckic or Abeid in central midfield over him. Best and Ben Arfa should be playing as well and I'd keep Santon and Ryan Taylor where they were on Wednesday.

Exactly. People want Ben Arfa to play because of reputation, goal against Everton and the idea that one player will be good enough to pick apart any side. Pardew got it perfect on Wednesday, as he has done a fair bit this season.

Liverpool's scouting and transfer policy is mental.

Supoib. Cabaye is a Geordie

make them listen to decent music so it wont be a bother

that one? Nar but that's a mint one anyway, cheers. It's a picture of him on his knees, team rushing to celebrate and the crowd going mental.

Anyone got the picture of Cabaye celebrating by the corner flag thats been posted around Twitter?

That's sound, cheers. Just some general tips like doing squats etc is a help. I haven't the foggiest how to go about this sort of thing.

Best striker in the world

I'll accept your apologies in due time

Ketsbaia basically summed it up on Twitter: "NUFC to get spanked, HBA to be benched and the DJ to play "Like a Virgin" pre-match"

I still maintain Sven's Adult Books should have, at least, an advertising hoarding. Maybe this new sex-based branding can help that.

4-3-3 So, the opposite of this post

Bad crack to shove one of them off each week IMO. What if they don't keep it up? Some right units on there though, man alive.

Got Gene Wilder's autobiography since I've been meaning to buy it for ages and he's funny as fuck. Got all of Cormac McCarthy's books on the Kindle so going to start with Blood Meridian or maybe one of No Country for Old Men or The Road since I've seen the films.

Cheers, Rocky.