Ayatollah Hermione

That's what multiple save files are for, man What are the benefits of getting married btw? Can I only go questing once every fortnight?

Ashley Cole isn't the player he was either (though still good obviously) but aye, if he's out, as you say, we should be looking to do them at home. Ben Arfa hattrick of headers.

Don't go destroying the Dark Brotherhood. Got to have those cheevos, bro. Still too busy running around dressed as a bright green killer rabbit to play this, sadly.

If the Toon don't beat Chelsea, I'll honestly be disappointed. They look like they could be outdone by anything atm. It's a game where even Leon Best simply making a nuisance of himself to their centre halves will have a massive impact.

Thought to myself when watching it that they looked shit scared of him at times like. Once him, Cabaye and Ba get a good understanding, I'm looking forward to our attacking play.

I know we are

Used Lucien and he got chinned all over by the other lot. I have no luck with my companions. I've got that mace quest ready to go so it's a case of finishing it when I get back on. Hitting people with big rubber dildos is proving too much fun though. And that's before I turn my Xbox on, wahey

If we're talking potential bosmans, I'd rather have Hoilett.

As an aside, I once saw a Jew trying to haggle with a shop assistant in Woolworths to get a GameBoy Colour for cheaper. The things you remember.

So, I'm playing Saints Row 3 atm to take a break from the ridiculous amount of things I have to do in Skyrim but what's a good recommended level for the Daedric stuff when I return to it? Also, I'm starting to regret not picking destruction as a choice so I'm going to spend all my time setting fire to deer and innocent homeless people to boost it up so I can finally kill that Sanctuary Guardian in that one Dark Brotherhood mission. BTW, how hard is he? I tried the thing with the arrows where you send one into the wall in front of where he's patrolling and he walks off looking for it like a tit but that didn't work, he just caught me and chinned me. I had zero problems in Oblivion with my "punch things until they fall over" strategy.

Think Shipcote baths have a Jew-only session on a morning, I think. But I imagine half of their customers are Jewish anyway.

I was taught an entire term full of American history post-WWII to The Berlin Wall falling. I thought it was canny interesting tbh; civil rights especially.

Thank you for alerting me to the horrors of the holocaust. I had no idea.

See, Leazes says he makes these predictions but can ANYONE be bothered to sift through the usual arguments to find out?

is this what Newcastle Online is like these days Nah, its too sterile. Give me argy-bargy any day of the week. Tbf, loads of posters on there share your views. you mean, they realise that when they all disagreed with me, and banned me for it, I was right all along ?

Used to live about 30 seconds away from the Curry Garden that Gemmill mentioned and never went there. Will rectify that at the weekend and report back.

Here's Baggio, black by popular demand.

Excellent theory. I'm going to do that then kill my compatriots Dark Knight style

Modern Family. Funny as fuck and MILF-tastic

Those brands, man The shit versions of every other sports brand.

Been looking for a succinct way to describe the man, cheers.

They couldn't speak highly enough about him a few year ago. Maybe injuries stunted him a bit.

Finished up the Companions questline (or at least I got the achievement) but there's MORE fucking missions from them. I've not even touched the mages guild or started the stuff with the Stormcloak/Imperial rix on. Got to do odd jobs for the thieves guild to help restore the guild, got a dark brotherhood mission outstanding, not even seen The Greybeards yet, whoever they are. Got about 20 quests outstanding from randoms and more of those are piling on. Is there a point where a game can have TOO much content? Ran into a snow sabre cat and managed to use the shout that pushes enemies back, to knock him off a cliff. I don't know if you've ever seen a tiger go bouncing down a cliff's edge in this game but it is fucking HILARIOUS. Not quite on the level of right hooking your horse down a mountain in Oblivion and watching it go down but close. Actually, it's not even as funny as punching a sheep through the air because of massive hand-to-hand stats in Oblivion. Can you do that to the goats in this one?

Two football clubs have supporters that are cunts. In other news, the sun is hot.

Any bloke with gambling debts must be fucking useless at making informed opinions about owt tbf.