Ayatollah Hermione

Well, playing Shola this time worked as he was very good but that doesn't mean he should get ANY CREDIT for playing him over my favourite player who is absolutely not making my arguments irrational and not worth listening to. Ben Arfa would have overhead kicked the flick straight into the top corner.

I wouldn't mind seeing Ryan Taylor on the right with Ben Arfa in number 10 role and I reckon that's what we'll see. Shola up top.

Hughes will bring them some stability and make them quite hard to beat but they've got some really key players out for this.

Aye, used to be canny for a while but I remember them just starting out in Grainger Market and their pre-owned games used to be taken in any condition and their return policy was to take owt back and not test it.

Potential banana skins but we've got more than enough ability to win both comfortably. And if we do, ye fucka, that's an immense draw. Some good Prem ties and Leeds could do Arsenal's kids and Boro easily good enough to sneak a win at the mackems.

Clueless because you struggle to grasp the basic concepts of football and, indeed, basic discourse. Soz.

Seriously, not a clue between them.

Hope to see a CB come in. I like Williamson (especially alongside Colo) but if he goes down, we're looking dodgy. A younger player who will be willing to wait and develop as a squad choice might not be a bad option. Not seen a lot of Tomkins but he seems to fit that mould; it's not the worst idea.

Fucking hell, Jonas mustn't have fancied going to Blackburn again either. Don't blame him. Hero.

Making no assumptions on quality of this based off these two dumplings on the radio tbh.

Anyone got a radio stream? The one on the BBC site isn't allowed to be played online for some reason.

Love Parky's random little posts like this

at that Alan Smith article. Nice of Pardew to try and let him down gently but Smith is clearly too thick to decipher it.

Would think Gosling gets some gametime but I imagine he'll play Vuckic or Abeid in central midfield over him. Best and Ben Arfa should be playing as well and I'd keep Santon and Ryan Taylor where they were on Wednesday.

Exactly. People want Ben Arfa to play because of reputation, goal against Everton and the idea that one player will be good enough to pick apart any side. Pardew got it perfect on Wednesday, as he has done a fair bit this season.

Liverpool's scouting and transfer policy is mental.

Supoib. Cabaye is a Geordie

make them listen to decent music so it wont be a bother

that one? Nar but that's a mint one anyway, cheers. It's a picture of him on his knees, team rushing to celebrate and the crowd going mental.

Anyone got the picture of Cabaye celebrating by the corner flag thats been posted around Twitter?

That's sound, cheers. Just some general tips like doing squats etc is a help. I haven't the foggiest how to go about this sort of thing.

Best striker in the world

I'll accept your apologies in due time

Ketsbaia basically summed it up on Twitter: "NUFC to get spanked, HBA to be benched and the DJ to play "Like a Virgin" pre-match"

I still maintain Sven's Adult Books should have, at least, an advertising hoarding. Maybe this new sex-based branding can help that.