Ayatollah Hermione

It's a no from me, Simon Happy

Robbie Elliott didn't knock 4 past the Mackems That's why it was special. His chicken dance was rarer than hen's teeth. But was it rarer than Steve Watson's throw-in?

Shame because I actually reading his posts about the on-field side of things. I remember some really interesting old chat about our 70s players between him and, I think, Stevie where LM was telling him the craic about a few of them and it was good to read.

Robbie Elliott didn't knock 4 past the Mackems

His Twitter patter is shocking. No wonder the club tried to get him off it because he just invites needless scrutiny on himself, something he was getting away from under Hughton. Just because he likes The Smiths instead of JLS, it doesn't make him unique amongst footballers like he seems to think.

I hoped it was a biblical storm to wash away all the shite bars on the Quayside.

Nolan's funky chicken will never be replaced, in my heart.

Harps wishes he could help.

I know we have the stickied thread for older NUFC photos but I thought we could start one for more contemporary memories etc.

Ben Arfa is cool as fuck. Anyone got that photo of him celebrating the Everton goal by just standing with a stone faced look on his face?

Which was almost as long as Ronny Johnsen's

Lamine Diatta. 9 minute long NUFC career.

Was spelled 'Garry' I believe. Top knowledge. Amdy Faye needs to be hovering around the worst XI somewhere.

Everyone so soon to forget Wayne Quinn

Thanks for trying, Nigel

The idea that Wes Brown will be 36 and on £40k a week is mint though

No idea how he got a year extension like, especially considering they had Welbeck coming back from the mackems. And the fact he's shit.

I was watching the game where they resorted to long hoofballs up the pitch for Hernandez to chase on the counter for the majority of the first half. Your title's going to your neighbours, you sour-faced old cunt. Deal with it.

Excellent choice. Enjoy the rest of your day fumbling around in bed!

They've never been the same since their cooler big brothers came back

Congrats, Gemmill. But, please, tell me more about that breakfast

Man City have rattled him

Minute's applause for Gary Speed and Given was in tears. Brave man for even playing so soon after his friend's death.

Ferguson's little temper tantrum is totally consistent of him. His little media silence with the BBC helped people forget that somewhat (and he even stopped talking to them for spiteful reasons). As Gloomy says, the GOS coverage was a shocker. No highlights of our first half dominance.