Ayatollah Hermione

I agree with Tooj tbh. Him and Enrique can fuck right off; all their chat in the summer and they're at a club one point better off.

Get him back, make him live with Coloccini in Bensham to keep him right, see Carroll and Ba smash them in all season.

Both owned by same company, aren't they? I could see him ending up at QPR before us.

Trying to make this ridiculous window more interesting tbh. Same reason Sky keep trotting Redknapp out to comment on every fucker. Should just make the summer window your whack tbh

very good

More than last season which will be canny.

Watching that Sky interview and he seems a lovely bloke with a definite eye on playing and succeeding at the highest stage. Unfortunately, he probably won't reach that with Newcastle

I wasn't seriously considering it like but aye, I imagine. I'd be no good at flogging people anything like that anyway and don't have the brass neck to just knock on people's doors and ask for things.

Hughes appointed this morning. Bus parking as we speak.

Saw that job advertised last night funnily enough (charity fundraiser was how it was put) and almost considered applying until I realised that I hate when I get them knocking on my door and it's a scummy way of getting people to donate really. They reckoned it was 7 quid an hour to just potter about knocking on doors but I'd just gan to the pub and go back saying nobody donated.

Take it from CT, clearly been at it a number of times. Buy some BBQ equipment as well to mask it.

Instant classic

Reality of his move away from NUFC has become all too apparent IMO. Fading into obscurity compared to his status up here. BTW, Stevie, I like how the first thing you done with your new account was fawn over Tavernier's cock

What do you like? We're here to help, dear.

@yourservice is clearly the best poster on this forum.

Summer is going to be the squeaky bum time.

Ironically, I can't empty my box. Will have it cleared by this evening, am off to buy a new suit, so it will have to wait (a lucky blue one if anyone gets the reference). Just lovely.

Good luck to your mother. Getting well into this atm, wtf is up with Kist's face when he's throwing?

We should have their corpses stuffed and give them their own 3 bedroom house as a testament to our glorious melting pot.

A slap on the wrist and bumped to the top of the council housing list.

Trophyshy hated it btw, Craig But I agree with you, I thought it was very good once you realised it wasn't going to be 40s GTA. Felt like a big budget point and click adventure game made by the cast of Mad Men. Craig, have you tried playing the Assassin's Creed games? The story and plot is canny ridiculous but there's plenty of things to do and it gets more in-depth and refined as the series goes on.

In Toontastic folklore, is Fop still Raoul Moat or is he considered to be Purple Aki now?

You alright this morning mate? Aye, had a kip last night and it's helped, cheers. Just relaxing for a bit before next couple of busy days

A gym in the same place I work would be excellent. I'd come out looking like The Rock after 6 weeks.

I was getting retweets all over the place last couple of days. Bow before me.