Ayatollah Hermione

Gosling will start. He's clearly above Smith in the pecking order. Also, the pub I usually go to gets them all on foreign Sky broadcasts so I hope they can find a dodgy Greek version of it on their satellite.

I kna what you're getting at though

My new one worked? It was in a Christmas shoot so it counts.

I was once Santa in a Xmas play at primary school. Needless to say, this carry on didn't happen because all eyes were on my captivating performance as they waited, on the edge of their small plastic seats, to see if Christmas, would indeed, be saved.

If they were given the cane at school, this would have never have happened.

Gosling or Abeid, I imagine, in CM. Perch and Simpson at CB (if Colo doesn't make it) and Santon at RB.

I'd have paid 20 quid for some sexy photos of me developed for you. You'd be powerless to resist.

What did she get you?

Shola's Hat Stand

Happiness. Probably the funniest film ever.

Naked, with all the windows open. A feast for all the senses.

A nice tupperware container full of your own shit.

Wait a minute, he's not the wallet inspector...

A NOT-SO-NICE HAT

Willy Lover 458

The chair ain't gonna improve your skills, son ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what

Excellent supplement to Gemmill's point there.

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Imagine, man. A hat-wearing Shola bringing it out from the back like a libero of old.

tiote at centre half ffs :lol: I can't believe people have spent a couple of pages actually discussing that most ridiculous of possibilities. If you need to be told the differences between a holding midfielder and a central defender and the differences in their jobs on the football pitch, you're beyond help. It'll be Perch and Simpson at the back and so it should be. Kadar hasn't played any first team football since the Championship and is probably fucking shit if we're being realistic and Williamson isn't fit. Perch has been fine even if he should have been tighter to Drogba. Luckily, nobody that plays for NORWICH is as good as Drogba ffs.

I'd love to see Shola at the back, with the captain's armband, flying in with mint tackles and bollocking Perch.

Aye, we went more direct in the second half and tbf, any other day, it would have paid off.

Dont worry MON will soon fuck off like he always does. Although this time it will be sooner rather than later when he realises he will be living in a complete shit tip. Ponteland is really nice. Even Fergie couldnt do anything with those bunch of rapists and thugs! That's why he got rid of them all. Excellent punchline, would read again.

Right, getting one of these for Xmas so would love to know where I can get plenty books from. Signed up to that forum posted above but wondering if there's any more? Particularly for magazines.