Ayatollah Hermione

BBC recipe site is great as long as you stick to the recipes that have been tested by many and well voted for IMO Good stuff, ta. Most of the highly rated stuff is just cheesecakes and brownies, sadly

Welcome back Douggie

Looks pua lush, Brock. Think I'll give it a go. How's the BBC Good Food site for recipes? Saw a nice looking Thai Chicken soup but no idea about the rest.

Speaking of steak, just walk mine through a warm room and put it in front of me

Superb

Love how he shifts his body for that header against Stoke. Supoib.

Fucking hell, are you always drinking?

Lee Ryder was about 6 hours behind on the Carroll story, he's got nowt.

Wonder what the papers will drum up now with us. A Coloccini story perhaps?

BTW, Stevie's post in the middle of this thread is amazing Best is him ending one with "word I just made up" and then following it with "people who make up words"

Tumblr is canny shit, isn't it? Especially when daft lasses us it to post inane pictures and gifs and go omg at someone in a band.

Bawan knas him, I think. I know someone that knows him. The one time my school has come in useful tbh. Actually, fuck knas last time I talked to him.

The Weeknd is my man of 2011. Marathoning his trilogy and The Noize EP and they hold up on repeated listens. The cover of Dirty Diana is great and brings out all the seediness in that song. He's a right horny little bugger.

I agree with Tooj tbh. Him and Enrique can fuck right off; all their chat in the summer and they're at a club one point better off.

Get him back, make him live with Coloccini in Bensham to keep him right, see Carroll and Ba smash them in all season.

Both owned by same company, aren't they? I could see him ending up at QPR before us.

Trying to make this ridiculous window more interesting tbh. Same reason Sky keep trotting Redknapp out to comment on every fucker. Should just make the summer window your whack tbh

very good

More than last season which will be canny.

Watching that Sky interview and he seems a lovely bloke with a definite eye on playing and succeeding at the highest stage. Unfortunately, he probably won't reach that with Newcastle

I wasn't seriously considering it like but aye, I imagine. I'd be no good at flogging people anything like that anyway and don't have the brass neck to just knock on people's doors and ask for things.

Hughes appointed this morning. Bus parking as we speak.

Saw that job advertised last night funnily enough (charity fundraiser was how it was put) and almost considered applying until I realised that I hate when I get them knocking on my door and it's a scummy way of getting people to donate really. They reckoned it was 7 quid an hour to just potter about knocking on doors but I'd just gan to the pub and go back saying nobody donated.

Take it from CT, clearly been at it a number of times. Buy some BBQ equipment as well to mask it.

Instant classic