Ayatollah Hermione

can convey any emotion.

Well at least Scotland's youth have Kassidy and Biffy Clyro now, mate...

Having a wank whilst skydiving.

pray for monkeys fist

Joey Barton would have taken better corners than Cabaye yesterday. bite ye fuckers

Played badly in most games Fuck me, man. That must be why we're sitting in 7th. We've played badly once IMO and that was at QPR.

Can't recall them nearly scoring like. Krul had one catch to make all game. There was a cross fizzed across goal that none of their strikers were near and a deflected shot that went about 5 yards wide.

Aye, coming out of the match (and especially hearing some arseholes booing) and checking Twitter, it was hard to believe people were disappointed with the team performance. We battered them for 88 minutes basically, hit the post twice and if the final product had been better (as HF said, Cabaye was incredibly disappointing but nobody was groaning at every shit corner like they were when they perceived Obertan to have done something wrong). Would have liked to see Ben Arfa come on, maybe for Jonas who was a bit toothless compared to even Santon on that left hanf side. Don't blame him for bringing Shola on, has looked immense the past 2 games and gained us a point at Spurs as a sub but seems 3 good games on the bounce is too much for him. They were outstandingly shit in possession in the first half, mind. Reminded me of when Scunthorpe came up and didn't string 2 passes together.

Nobody played badly today, just wasn't happening for us. Thought there was lots of encouraging signs out there, as ever, though a bit wasteful second half. Perch didn't have much to do but done it well and Obertan had a very good first half IMO. I think any criticism is very harsh for those two today. Tiote looked off the pace for 20 minutes (to be expected) but looked solid afterwards. Really have missed him like. Big part of us dominating in midfield.

I reckon Shola will start after his shifts against Chelsea and Norwich. Three good games in a row for him will be a big ask though. In Shola we trust.

Get yourself into Tilleys, Newcastle Arms, The Hotspur and The Strawberry for some good pints if you're on the drink. Toursity wise, a walk down the quayside will be good but be advised, it'll be freezing.

What's The Roots new one like? Sounds ambitious to say the least.

zoiks scoob!

They should tell kids to lose weight or they won't get their medication. They might have to literally feel the (heart)burn before they can.

He's done fine, considering. It's not his fault he's not tall.

BTW, the best line to ever come from this forum was on a discussion about porn in the 80s and Stevie popped up with something like "back in the 80s, a shaven minge was the name of a Chinese takeaway" :lol: it still makes me laugh whenever I think about it/steal it in conversation.

When she walks in the house, hug her tightly and warmly but whisper in her ear, out of your wife's earshot, that if she puts a word out of place over the entire weekend, you'll be giving her a couple of right hooks.

I fucking hate the word 'banter'

Attain's post about crying in his room when he thought about Mike Ashley's ownership was amazing but he's deleted it.

That thread where we captioned Kim Jong-Il had some good ones. Stevie telling a gay bloke to "hew yee just howld on a minute" was a good one. Was Wacky calling Fish a "Pimms Drinking Shithouse" this year?

How many times has someone jumped on stage to punch him?

But which Fleetwood Mac line up was the best?

Love Parky's conspiracies, man. Top posts. Best band of the 60s was clearly Edison Lighthouse. They were so good they didn't start until 1971. Velvet Underground is total pish

But is he better than Kadar?

I'm all for Stevie not liking The Beatles, so fuck, not my place to try and change his taste but I actually think their standing has gotten to the point where people don't realise how good those four were at what they did outside of catchy melodies that they may not like. They have their place in the musical canon for a good reason.