Ayatollah Hermione

Sky Sports is a racket. I hope he fucks off. Only player at the club that doesn't care about being here and for that reason, he can go and be someone else's problem.

Best time to act is when you feel pissed off. Draw energy from it. Truth. That or whenever someone dies

You'll get over her.

Considering they got a player as good as Enrique for £6 million and the likes of us have got players like Tiote and Ben Arfa with more considered scouting. Liverpool just consult MOTD. I think Bellamy was a good signing, mind.

Liverpool Anyone see Hansen's pathetic comment on the BBC site this morning about Liverpool/Man Utd? Basically just turned into him defending his mate's shite transfer dealings.

Buying some new clothes today, watching the match and gigging tomorrow and then seeing a better band on Sunday. Makes up for a routinely shite few weeks.

Just done first HIIT session on the bike and I'm an odd combination of fucking shattered and ready to have a fight. Is this normal?

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I like my dad as well but I think calling him a king is a bit much

I hope the fry up was before that. I just got a second hand exercise bike for a tenner so starting my first lot of HIIT today. If I'm crippled, it'll be your faults.

It's hard lines for Senegal and I actually wanted Cisse and Ba to do well and perform, same with Tiote but we really do need them back from what is an inconvenience to us. I bet they're gutted though so shame for them.

We seem to respond to dodgy results in the right way (unless we've got massive injury problems like at Norwich) so hopefully he'll have them well up for it. I actually think Cabaye and Guthrie might struggle because they're going to be working their bollocks off in terms of pressuring but if they can cope and begin to run the game, we should be fine. I'm going for a Guthrie cross headed in by Shola.

Aye, it's still canny but compared to Season 2/3, it's really poor. Ron Swanson alone makes it.

If you do start Parks and Rec, start with Season 2. They changed the show and characters after some criticism and it works far better. Read a synopsis of Season 1 on Wiki if you want but it's all explained like.

Fancy this one but with most handhelds, I wait until I see the software library being strong enough to justify it. The 3DS still isn't worth buying so hopefully this has a strong line-up within 6 months. How easy it is to soft-mod will probably play a part as well tbh.

Is Kevin in the background of the video pretending he knows him?

I well recommend Parks and Recreation on the US Netflix. Hilarious.

Was in black and white less than Dorothy tbh.

Ben Arfa as no.10, Ryan Taylor out wide right. Lovenkrands is a possible option for Brighton though since he's bascially a Championship player.

The fact we didn't change fucked us. Was suicide playing the high line against West Brom and it knackered us today. Long balls played right into their hands and we lost the middle when Baird came on and pressed Guthrie out the game. He's not as good in tight corners as Tiote and it really showed. Gosling and Perch aren't any better sadly but moving HBA into the middle sooner may have given Guthrie a closer outlet so he wasn't caught as much. Shola needs to be dropped, is no good when he's assured of a place.

The refereeing was an absolute disgrace and they knew it. Flying over at every touch because they knew they'd get the decisions and our players booked. Defence collapsed like but their simulation didn't help. Andy Johnson especially.

That was ridiculous. Looked a satire of a football game at one point. Never knew Fulham were that bad for cheating, mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHODPoDrcjQ Never forget

Are you mortal? A load of uninformed bollocks.

Barton's a right fucking chopper tbh. If he gets into a war of words with Warnock, he'll get thoroughly laced. He deserves a second relegation for being a right little sly prick and his whole patter after leaving here has seen his career stagnate. But at least he still gets the attention, despite the team that he captains facing a relegation battle. He should be keeping his mouth shut and trying to keep them up away from all this shite.