Ayatollah Hermione

The refereeing was an absolute disgrace and they knew it. Flying over at every touch because they knew they'd get the decisions and our players booked. Defence collapsed like but their simulation didn't help. Andy Johnson especially.

That was ridiculous. Looked a satire of a football game at one point. Never knew Fulham were that bad for cheating, mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHODPoDrcjQ Never forget

Are you mortal? A load of uninformed bollocks.

Barton's a right fucking chopper tbh. If he gets into a war of words with Warnock, he'll get thoroughly laced. He deserves a second relegation for being a right little sly prick and his whole patter after leaving here has seen his career stagnate. But at least he still gets the attention, despite the team that he captains facing a relegation battle. He should be keeping his mouth shut and trying to keep them up away from all this shite.

I would love to calm down but I was at last weeks abortion of a game. Where we got 3 points? The Cabaye injury meant we didn't have a lot of invention in the middle. We were rarely tested and got the win. Get the same for beating QPR as you do Man U

Paul McCartney's new one. Not quite sure what to make of it all really. The lead single 'My Valentine' is canny but it (and the whole album really) would be better with female vocals.

High Fidelity. Springsteen's cameo is excellent

Fancy going down the country but that's probably the extent of it. Might spend another few days in London through the summer, did so last year and really enjoyed it.

Well, I've found my team. :lol: I hope they made them wear wigs and stuffed balloons down their tops.

As for squad selection, I don't think we'll see Ryan Taylor in the middle from the start, I think he was there because his hand was forced into it. We're away from home so think we'll see Taylor out wide right with Guthrie and Abeid in the middle. Best and Shola up top, Ben Arfa to come on to turn the game if it's in the balance.

Was it down there in the relegation season when we won 1-0? Barton scored a penalty. Think that might have been the shittest game of football it's possible to have. As with the majority of away games, I'd be happy coming away with a point. Hopefully Best can get himself another goal to keep his confidence and form going well for us.

love that incident like. Total genius. As for the ACN, I half hope the Demba twins and Tiote get back early but they've actually went at a decent time for us when you look at the fixture list. There's games coming up that our squad as it is can win without them. I can't see myself watching all of it like but will certainly watch our lot.

Professional tit feeler?

CT, do you refer to Toontastic all the time in your house like it's a mate who keeps playing jokes on you at work?

That blonde is terrific btw

Harsh but fair. Like the Russian police

Nowt to report hopefully

Marveaux to come back too. Abeid, Vuckic and Sammy showing youthful promise, Guthrie as dependable cover. Sound.

Nah, the parody one is canny good though, if only for his tweet after the Spurs game which was something like DID YE SEE IT? I WAS LIKE "PYEOW" AND FRIEDEL WAS LIKE "WHEW, YE MAD CUNT" AND I WAS LIKE "WAHEYYYY"

£10 million shelled out because this is a push for Europe and the recoupment of that outlay. Fucking chuffed either way. People that have seen him play reckon it's possible a 4-3-3 would suit, with Ba and HBA playing slightly wider with Cisse through the middle. Don't want to jinx us like but our fully fit attacking options are fucking mint.

Late push to sew up Europe spot? Perch to tek on some Greek chancers next season by himself?

The two Demba's up top taking the Papiss out of the opposition, raising the Ba and making the defenders look like Cisse's. Top that.

Wake me up when the Demba's end.

Pardew's silver tongue getting them to stump more cash up. What a bloke.