Ayatollah Hermione

Hotspurs We'll lose this sadly. Should bounce back with Wolves.

Dont know if you could notice on the telly but Cisse's movement and off the ball play was excellent today. Thought everyone had solid games. Simpson was suspect first half and Guthrie seemed to want 20 seconds on the ball every time he had it but we grafted it out. Get in.

Perch is really only good for harrying and pressuring when we need some fresh legs in midfield and need to see a game out. Ryan Taylor has got a bit more about him, always handy for free-kicks too in Yohan's absence.

Hope it gets heavier so I can start hoying snowballs at N'Zogbia

Senna. Incredible stuff.

bravo

Good lad

Gemmill and Leazes: When Worlds Collide. In Tynemouth.

Happy birthday to the lot of ye.

One of my favourite Toon goals is against Leverkusen when Speed whips that cross in for Shearer with a mint header. Poifect goal.

Couldn't care less about how much work she's had done, she's mint.

Mint chorus and there's plenty of them on the album (called Something, if you're interested)

Got a decent recipe for one, Alex? I'm a top dog at chilli con carne but I need more exotic ones.

No Sven's Adult Books

Aye, it was preowned. The very notion of paying £42 is mental as well

Finally got this on PS3. Sling your PSN names at me if I can be bothered to pay to play online (the very notion!)

Agreed. Good teams aren't assembled over night and until then, a player of Perch's kind is a useful option, especially to keep your pressuring game consistent for a full 90 minutes.

I was only half joking. If he could formulate and develop his ideas about football club management and his opinions on it, without resorting to trying to prove himself right, it could be an interesting read.

why don't you set about a book like this then, Leazes? Set people right

southern mag has got well zany bants tho

I think they'll set up to catch us on the break which makes this tricky because we've struggled with that this season.

Imagine Paul Wyn at Shearer's testimonial with that mask of his face on

He's as good if not better than Puyol. He never dives in, and just picks forwards pockets all the time with ease. His usage is usually faultless too. Was times in the first half where he was basically holding back the tides himself with some of his blocks and headers. That new deal can't come quick enough

Getting back to the Chili Peppers, they've got some shocking lyrics. Think the singer just gets mortal and trys beat poetry.

Two Dembas up top, fucking gan crackers at them. I demand double figures from each of them.