Ayatollah Hermione

Still better than Pards.... Here we gan.

Got to stop that high-line btw. Mental carry-on.

Williamson is an absolute fanny. Back turned on every shot, eyes closed hoping it doesn't hit him too hard. Fuck off

Cabaye and Tiote sitting together in a locked room, feral with rage, psyching each other up for Wolves hopefully. I hope Gosling kept Guthrie's seat on the bench warm, the fucking faff-arse

Guitar technical 'wizardry' bores the arse off me. I'd rather hear someone like Kurt Cobain fucking about on a £20 nylon stringed, 3/4 sized acoustic. Same. Give me a Harrison slide solo anyday of the week. Though Harrison probably was the best slide player but still.

Some kid on my Facebook, who is usually decent crack with football, is trying to pick apart Ferguson's bit about Suarez being a disgrace by bringing up Cantona kicking a fan. Bit of a difference between the two like.

Agree that the best way to improve is by jumping into the deep end of jamming and buskers night etc. As a general hobby though, just stick with the exercises and stuff you can find online. When I learned guitar, I basically looked at the chords to songs I wanted to play and when I encountered a chord, I didn't know, I spent a bit of time learning it. I just kept revisiting songs that way and I could probably play basic rhythm in a band. I've probably got a load of shit habits like.

Wasn't Merson saying "well, they've had a great season, are well organised and hard to beat so, I think they'll concede 4 today"? Basically, he deserves the piss ripped.

Basically said with a straight face that he didn't see Suarez refuse the handshake and then said it was mental to claim Suarez was to blame for winding people up.

Don't blame Evra at all. Fully justified at the way those horrible bastards have went on. It's scary that almost every player in that Liverpool squad has been swallowing their bollocks. Poor Jose he seems so nice

Hopefully Redknapp's head is elsewhere. TBH, it would satisfy me immensely to piss on the media parade around WHL atm.

There's a mackem who gets in the pub my band regularly plays and he reckons he's immense on every instrument and taught most of the people we know (who are very good) everything they know. He's a complete Walter Mitty because I've initiated conversations about time signatures that don't exist and fake drum companies and he's tried to bullshit his way through it. He reckons he can play with three drumsticks at once. If he was that good at music, his pub quiz music round wouldn't be full up with Wet Wet Wet and Chris Rea

My favourite thing about that banner, apart from Mackems being spent wrong, is EDL being on it to the left And "Pride of the North" with absolutely no irony.

John O'Shea is on a 4 year deal at 50 grand a week. That's embarrassment enough.

9-1, lads. But if they were old enough to see that, they'd have seen us win the league which would have wound them up even more.

One decent run and here he is.

Mine plays Fawlty Towers and other comedies on the telly while you're waiting then is champion and good crack when you're getting your hair cut.

Fucking hell, everything hits at once sometimes. Fingers crossed for you, mate but by all accounts, you've got a good relationship with your lass which always helps in times like this. Sometimes all you can do is be positive in spite of it all and that can go a long way.

Team full of spoiled tarts tbh. We'll win nowt with them.

Come to think of it, will probably be Pearce as caretaker then Redknapp in May.

It's clearly going to be Redknapp like, Ant.

Can Redknapp take it and continue as Spurs manager til May?

Aye

Danny Simpson as Gareth Bale's kryptonite is baffling but come to think of it, might be accurate. TD, you'll be without Van Der Vaart because he'll see Perch's name on the teamsheet and realise he'd spend 90 minutes in his pocket tbh.

Barclay should have just replied "Justifying a racist's behaviour" tbh