Ayatollah Hermione

Class

Whey, kids will folllow any adult back.

He looked a bit like Stokoe at the end actually. Or the metalwork teacher on Phoenix Nights who does the mental screaming.

Also abused Mac-Toon as well.

wtf is this shit i'm watching? just loads of fat lads pushing each other then stopping to listen to Aerosmith

If Ben Arfa played like Obertan did today, it would be a big improvement on his recent efforts. Fucking too right anarl.

For Joey Barton, Twitter is like a GCSE he's not revised for.

Light years away from his poorer performances today, was good IMO. Will take him time to find form but clearly has more confidence.

Howard Webb, man Shocking.

Hotspurs We'll lose this sadly. Should bounce back with Wolves.

Dont know if you could notice on the telly but Cisse's movement and off the ball play was excellent today. Thought everyone had solid games. Simpson was suspect first half and Guthrie seemed to want 20 seconds on the ball every time he had it but we grafted it out. Get in.

Perch is really only good for harrying and pressuring when we need some fresh legs in midfield and need to see a game out. Ryan Taylor has got a bit more about him, always handy for free-kicks too in Yohan's absence.

Hope it gets heavier so I can start hoying snowballs at N'Zogbia

Senna. Incredible stuff.

bravo

Good lad

Gemmill and Leazes: When Worlds Collide. In Tynemouth.

Happy birthday to the lot of ye.

One of my favourite Toon goals is against Leverkusen when Speed whips that cross in for Shearer with a mint header. Poifect goal.

Couldn't care less about how much work she's had done, she's mint.

Mint chorus and there's plenty of them on the album (called Something, if you're interested)

Got a decent recipe for one, Alex? I'm a top dog at chilli con carne but I need more exotic ones.

No Sven's Adult Books

Aye, it was preowned. The very notion of paying £42 is mental as well

Finally got this on PS3. Sling your PSN names at me if I can be bothered to pay to play online (the very notion!)