Ayatollah Hermione

Willing to agree with this tbh.

The man has a point like, he's never going to play in this game.

Looks like he's got lost looking for the Post Office and wound up in the stadium

:lol: Best comedy ever made, man when it was in it's prime

Lot of their recent B-Sides have been like that, Tom so you'll probably like them. A lot heavier than the album tracks. I think Wolfmother might owe a bit more to their own influences than most bands tbf like

Surely the double Ameobi threat would have been far more preferable

How fat does Shola look?

Anyone watching Lilyhammer on the US one? Original series made for Netflix starring Steve Van Zandt (Sopranos, E Street Band) about a mob boss who flees to Norway as part of the Witness Protection programme. It's canny good with some mint characters; Norwegian Elvis impersonator, property developer whose partner is a reformed muslim. I'm halfway through and it's very watchable and (I think) has been picked up for a second season.

McClean won't have seen anyone that looks like Cabaye before. He'll probably think it's a lass, such is his radiant beauty.

BTW, was listening to some Mackem in the pub watching the Wolves game and he was going "ye give the ball away in those positions against us, Sessegnon will be away" just fancied saying "whey, he didn't do it the last two times, not sure he's going to manage it now" I'm more concerned about The Hills Have Eyes up against Simpson.

You can be in Sam Jacks at 11am and it feels like 11pm. Horrible, dark piece of shite pub. I might go out Saturday night and just stay out and hoy drunken abuse at the mackems.

The Vengabus carried more than 8 passengers. Did they have a plane?

That Dylan album has Keisha covering Don't Think Twice, It's Alright. I don't know if you've ever experienced hearing your favourite song butchered to death but it sounds along those lines.

The Vicious Kind - Good stuff. Adam Scott is immense.

I was teabagged in Matfen Hall Hotel by a man who said he was there for foreplay and FOREPLAY ONLY. Would never visit again.

I think if you need to have the difference between Guthrie and Cabaye explained, there's something wrong with you tbh.

Have I missed why Alex's account is down to a guest one? Hope he's alreet.

Loads of my mates have moved out and been fine, I'm not sure where all this is coming from. It's hardly a mammoth task to iron clothes, wash dishes and do the hoovering. At 20, you're probably doing some of those things around the house anyway. I know making a pan of pasta was a revelation to you at 40 but my mate used to make enough for him and his housemate to last 2 days then again with chilli etc. Don't want to sound cheeky or owt but you're probably not well equipped to talk about it, especially as you still use the word jim-jams. The independence you get from moving out is a good thing as well IMO. Idioteque wouldn't be considering this if he hadn't thought out food and bills etc. My mate's on about 1k a month as well and has just moved into a new flat by himself and has been managing fine since he budgets himself. He likes hoying the pints back like because he's a borderline alcoholic but he still has plenty of spending money. Go for it, mate

My ex used to live in Sunderland (up there for uni, wasn't a mackem) and she never used to believe that my accent (only a Gateshead one as well, hardly Oz or owt) used to get some dodgy looks when I went into the paper shop until I went for a pint of milk with her and the bloke didn't speak to me.

The recent media coverage of Arsenal's "drought" is laughable as well.

Play it entirely straight, talk about the sanctity of the marriage institution with stone-faced steel and grit. Maybe have an organ ominously hold a Gm throughout it.

Aye, that's it. Extreme Mackem Fishing. It's fairly tame but worded just right to properly wind them up.

One position better, you could say.

:lol: That one of yours?