Ayatollah Hermione

make them listen to decent music so it wont be a bother

that one? Nar but that's a mint one anyway, cheers. It's a picture of him on his knees, team rushing to celebrate and the crowd going mental.

Anyone got the picture of Cabaye celebrating by the corner flag thats been posted around Twitter?

That's sound, cheers. Just some general tips like doing squats etc is a help. I haven't the foggiest how to go about this sort of thing.

Best striker in the world

I'll accept your apologies in due time

Ketsbaia basically summed it up on Twitter: "NUFC to get spanked, HBA to be benched and the DJ to play "Like a Virgin" pre-match"

I still maintain Sven's Adult Books should have, at least, an advertising hoarding. Maybe this new sex-based branding can help that.

4-3-3 So, the opposite of this post

Bad crack to shove one of them off each week IMO. What if they don't keep it up? Some right units on there though, man alive.

Got Gene Wilder's autobiography since I've been meaning to buy it for ages and he's funny as fuck. Got all of Cormac McCarthy's books on the Kindle so going to start with Blood Meridian or maybe one of No Country for Old Men or The Road since I've seen the films.

Cheers, Rocky.

Yeah I'll take anything thanks, drop me a PM! I'll check out those reccomendations, see the thing I was worried about when I began to look for historical books was that the authors would have skewed it to their biases as you say. Who is the least skewy historian? Sorry, keep forgetting about this. I like Roberts as a European historian and I've dug out one of his books covering 1860-1945 which I'll send along but you might have to put up with some of my dodgy annotations. I'll send you a PM in a bit.

Gloom, I'm getting an exercise bike to couple with running and drumming to shift some weight and generally stay healthier and trimmer so wouldn't mind any assistance with exercise plans or even diet tips. Looking to cook more food over next year but have no idea where to start besides "not eating a load of shit"

Also, Obertan shouldn't be considered in HBA discussions because his form has no bearing on HBA's selection. Discussion should be based around Best/Vuckic/whoever plays there and their form. But on that basis, Ben Arfa should be starting but there must be a solid reason why he isn't.

Excellent eloquent wumming. They all do a Bendtner; live in the toon and smash it to bits on Friday nights.

Did he come out and say owt about starting Vuckic? Usually, he's alright at this sort of thing.

They're welcome to a run of form. Every other aspect of the club is regressive from transfer policy to their manager

Obertan was good first half at OT. Dont know why he was taken off

Who gives a bollock about Sunderland? They'll amount to fuck all because they're only bothered about us.

A month of poor form and injuries is not unique to NUFC. If that cover comes in, we'll sew 7th up IMO. If not, 8th-10th is a good finish. Not sure you can say "is this all we're aiming for?"after a season and a half back, in which we've made nothing but progress.

I think Football Manager has just got to Norway. As has football Whats this about that Finnish kid?

I didn't realise Des Hamilton was here until 2002 (I believe)

Best thing about Barton getting sent off was everyone retweeting his high and mighty tweets about violence and not being a "helmet" in 2012

12 hours of hitting drums, clarting speakers and amps from pub to pub, another 6 hours of it today. Happy new year, i'm fucked