Ayatollah Hermione

Trophyshy hated it btw, Craig But I agree with you, I thought it was very good once you realised it wasn't going to be 40s GTA. Felt like a big budget point and click adventure game made by the cast of Mad Men. Craig, have you tried playing the Assassin's Creed games? The story and plot is canny ridiculous but there's plenty of things to do and it gets more in-depth and refined as the series goes on.

In Toontastic folklore, is Fop still Raoul Moat or is he considered to be Purple Aki now?

You alright this morning mate? Aye, had a kip last night and it's helped, cheers. Just relaxing for a bit before next couple of busy days

A gym in the same place I work would be excellent. I'd come out looking like The Rock after 6 weeks.

I was getting retweets all over the place last couple of days. Bow before me.

Well, if that's the case, they should ask me. I can be a right little mouthy cunt with no respect for my peers either.

why do they always ask Harry Redknapp about other clubs? Who gives two fucking tosses what that tart thinks? There should be a weekly reminder how Mourinho ripped his arse apart last season in the CL just in case people think he's going to do anything with the England job.

Dreamt last neet that Blackburn were playing on our behalf because we couldn't make it but they got knocked out by the Mackems. The other night, I dreamt we win it with a Nile Ranger winner. Pick your poison.

Well, playing Shola this time worked as he was very good but that doesn't mean he should get ANY CREDIT for playing him over my favourite player who is absolutely not making my arguments irrational and not worth listening to. Ben Arfa would have overhead kicked the flick straight into the top corner.

I wouldn't mind seeing Ryan Taylor on the right with Ben Arfa in number 10 role and I reckon that's what we'll see. Shola up top.

Hughes will bring them some stability and make them quite hard to beat but they've got some really key players out for this.

Aye, used to be canny for a while but I remember them just starting out in Grainger Market and their pre-owned games used to be taken in any condition and their return policy was to take owt back and not test it.

Potential banana skins but we've got more than enough ability to win both comfortably. And if we do, ye fucka, that's an immense draw. Some good Prem ties and Leeds could do Arsenal's kids and Boro easily good enough to sneak a win at the mackems.

Clueless because you struggle to grasp the basic concepts of football and, indeed, basic discourse. Soz.

Seriously, not a clue between them.

Hope to see a CB come in. I like Williamson (especially alongside Colo) but if he goes down, we're looking dodgy. A younger player who will be willing to wait and develop as a squad choice might not be a bad option. Not seen a lot of Tomkins but he seems to fit that mould; it's not the worst idea.

Fucking hell, Jonas mustn't have fancied going to Blackburn again either. Don't blame him. Hero.

Making no assumptions on quality of this based off these two dumplings on the radio tbh.

Anyone got a radio stream? The one on the BBC site isn't allowed to be played online for some reason.

Love Parky's random little posts like this

at that Alan Smith article. Nice of Pardew to try and let him down gently but Smith is clearly too thick to decipher it.

Would think Gosling gets some gametime but I imagine he'll play Vuckic or Abeid in central midfield over him. Best and Ben Arfa should be playing as well and I'd keep Santon and Ryan Taylor where they were on Wednesday.

Exactly. People want Ben Arfa to play because of reputation, goal against Everton and the idea that one player will be good enough to pick apart any side. Pardew got it perfect on Wednesday, as he has done a fair bit this season.

Liverpool's scouting and transfer policy is mental.

Supoib. Cabaye is a Geordie