Ayatollah Hermione

That Dylan album has Keisha covering Don't Think Twice, It's Alright. I don't know if you've ever experienced hearing your favourite song butchered to death but it sounds along those lines.

The Vicious Kind - Good stuff. Adam Scott is immense.

I was teabagged in Matfen Hall Hotel by a man who said he was there for foreplay and FOREPLAY ONLY. Would never visit again.

I think if you need to have the difference between Guthrie and Cabaye explained, there's something wrong with you tbh.

Have I missed why Alex's account is down to a guest one? Hope he's alreet.

Loads of my mates have moved out and been fine, I'm not sure where all this is coming from. It's hardly a mammoth task to iron clothes, wash dishes and do the hoovering. At 20, you're probably doing some of those things around the house anyway. I know making a pan of pasta was a revelation to you at 40 but my mate used to make enough for him and his housemate to last 2 days then again with chilli etc. Don't want to sound cheeky or owt but you're probably not well equipped to talk about it, especially as you still use the word jim-jams. The independence you get from moving out is a good thing as well IMO. Idioteque wouldn't be considering this if he hadn't thought out food and bills etc. My mate's on about 1k a month as well and has just moved into a new flat by himself and has been managing fine since he budgets himself. He likes hoying the pints back like because he's a borderline alcoholic but he still has plenty of spending money. Go for it, mate

My ex used to live in Sunderland (up there for uni, wasn't a mackem) and she never used to believe that my accent (only a Gateshead one as well, hardly Oz or owt) used to get some dodgy looks when I went into the paper shop until I went for a pint of milk with her and the bloke didn't speak to me.

The recent media coverage of Arsenal's "drought" is laughable as well.

Play it entirely straight, talk about the sanctity of the marriage institution with stone-faced steel and grit. Maybe have an organ ominously hold a Gm throughout it.

Aye, that's it. Extreme Mackem Fishing. It's fairly tame but worded just right to properly wind them up.

One position better, you could say.

:lol: That one of yours?

My mate has incurred their backward wrath on Twitter. Proud of him

Hard to believe that songs this good are coming from video games. Always had stuff like massive orchestral stuff for Final Fantasy and quality instrumental stuff but this wouldn't be out of place on a Feist album.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MemphisShit This lad is currently uploading old Memphis hip-hop from the early to mid-nineties and they're uniformly excellent. My drumming practice playlist sorted for the future.

Mint, here's this fucking bellend

Hughton hates Chelsea.

:lol:

Cheeky Cnut! Probably because Im not David Bailey or Probably because Im dashing around serving up and people are saying...."Fuck taking a picture for Toontastic, can we just eat it dad! I honestly love how Toontastic is a recognised entity in your house. Mint.

Too right. Glad I'm not the only one who has match tourettes, especially when Robbie Keane is playing.

Lineker has responding to him down perfectly. Avoid his shitey attention wanting jabs, drop him with a humiliating uppercut. It's when knackers like Rio Ferdinand are too thick to just ignore his patter that they get drawn into it.

Got this Go Launcher downloading. Will report back.

What if you put £300 instead of £30?

Immense. It's not that those teams have better players or anything.

Shocked to see no Kenny Loggins mind, CT.