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Everything posted by Ayatollah Hermione
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They wouldn’t pay 500k for Hyypia, I believe. Or they wouldn’t pay £1m and offered 500k. Something like that anyway
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Fuck it, we’ll just go to Greece again
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Looking at holidays for next year in this immediate post-holiday depression. Anyone been to Madeira? It’s tickling my fancy when I look at the area and food and the hotels aren’t pisstakingly expensive where we can get a good, smaller hotel and not get our eyes ripped out. Expensive when you’re there etc? Also, anyone got any unheralded places to stay in this British hellscape? Not necessarily in the sticks but coast towns/smaller cities that I may not have considered. Fancy a few days away somewhere in February
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Just buy a load of Chicago Town Pizzas and send someone to McDonalds for chips
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Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
I see no sign that we want to be a possession based side tbh. I think the plan is to get up the pitch as quick as possible, either by breaking the lines with Schar/Trippier or by hitting teams on the break. That’s why it takes roughly 3 seconds of impatience before Schar is smashing 70 yard passes about the place. It’s go-go-go all the time. -
Cacapa I can maybe halfway believe Allardyce with that one.
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Didn’t we do all our business really early that summer too? Sure we already had the likes of Smith in when we went abroad for pre-season
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Kyle Walker What a tit
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Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Mate, I want him to start as well but he did absolutely nowt to help us get a grip on the midfield -
That hot dog (?) looks like some sci-fi afterbirth
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Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Not having Tonali looking good when he came on either. He overhit a simple ball down the line to Murphy by about 15 yards and he was under no pressure. Nobody comes out of this looking good -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’ll always have confidence in us getting results even with dodgy performances at home tbh. All the home comforts aren’t there when we travel, obviously and it shows -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
It’s all well and good him getting his subs right but he is routinely setting us up badly. Whoever said he doesn’t know his best team is probably onto something. Feels like we need to move away from 4-3-3 into something else but fucked if I know what -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
If he can’t address this away form, he’s in serious bother IMO. It needs to improve if he wants to hit Europe -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Osula brace incoming -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’d be lifting Bruno off here as well. He’s had a slow start to the season if we’re being charitable -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Murphy doing something insane like breaking a sweat -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
You do have to wonder where a lot of the attacking patterns have disappeared to. They look like strangers and, for the first time I can remember under Howe, players don’t have an option when they have the ball. Fulham have a plan and they’ve executed it well but there’s been no response from us at all. Except to take it up the hole -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Tonali on for Gordon, get Joelinton wide left would be my move. -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Absolutely blatant Even the ref is feeling sorry for us -
Fulham Fumblers vs. Newcastle Nest Invaders
Ayatollah Hermione replied to LongTimeAdmirer's topic in Newcastle Forum
Burn and Kelly couldn’t trap a bowling ball