Ayatollah Hermione

Does anyone know if Liverpool have a big Champions League game coming up? Must be far bigger than our big game coming up

“The League Cup will be out the way soon” says “Fletch” about Liverpool’s Champions League campaign. Is NOBODY going to sort these two out?!

Far too easy. Our defence is like a mad wife’s shite

Quite like MacAllister and Bruno kicking lumps out of each other while a game goes on Good old Brazil and Argentina

No replays for that “coming together” there

Let’s hope that’s the kind of broken nose that will keep him out for a month or so

Not sure I fancy Osula to get anything but bullied by their centre halves. And if he does get any joy, Van Dijk can simply headbutt him and get away with it

Botman, Joelinton and Isak make us such a different team, mind. You’d think the final could be very different if they’re all back and flying

Hall has been excellent here. Someone should let those two fuckwits on commentary know

Dan Burn. 6 foot 7 standing up and 5 foot 10 when he’s jumping

He got a five minute bit of praise before because he chased a long ball down

Pope keepers weren’t this bad with their feet 30 year ago

Jota holding on to Schar so it’s their free kick “Fletch” can’t wait to agree with the ref

Hope Wilson knew he was offside there and was saving us a false celebration with that finish

And I’m afraid Schar has been crap for a while now. He’s on the turn

Fuck me, nothing goes right down here

No luck in the ballot for yours truly. Thinking of starting an NUFC Vlog so I can get a nailed on ticket for the next one

Sorry to hear about your mam, MF. Awful news, that. Hoping you and yours are doing as well as can be

I think like this sometimes but being there for that second leg against Arsenal felt like something akin to an old football experience. Full blooded support for your team against a team you hate in a game we needed to win. I left St James feeling more connected with it all than ever. Then they serve that shit up today.

The shit munchers on social media. Nobody here

The complaints about Longstaff coming on are insane We’re clearly well beaten and he’s protecting Bruno. Who else is going to come on for that?

Man City are a good side and we can chalk it up to a bad day all we want but that’s the most Bruce-like I’ve seen us under Howe tbh. Looked defeated before we even stepped out and if it’s a psychological issue, it doesn’t bode well for a week on Wednesday, never mind the final

You must have been fucking miles behind And even at 2-0, we hardly touched the ball

Far too easy to play through us with Willock there

Please come back to Earth