Ayatollah Hermione

Brighton are still decent at home. If we can get 7 points, Chelsea have to win all their remaining games and I can’t see it tbh

Luckily for Man Utd, they’ve just got Arsenal and us next and certainly, those teams aren’t free scoring and full of confidence in any way

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1787471606010335598?s=46&t=jmJKLXjUAkLAQIbuHFmK-Q The tap-in merchant says it’s Dougie Freedman. Signed some quality for Palace, it must be said

IIRC, Riviere looked pretty handy in pre-season to the point where a few people had hoped Carr had found another gem. Then the competitive games began and he was fucking dogshit

Saying Howe hadn’t finished above 10th slightly diminishes his insane achievements with Bournemouth, like. Think he was always going to get a chance at a bigger club but he was clearly waiting for the right opportunity

Worst thing that could have happened is Chelsea having a load of injuries since it’s meant they’ve actually played a settled team for about a month instead of picking them out of a hat

Setting my sights higher than that tbh. 3/4 good signings and we’ll be smashing that fucking title challenge ceiling right in

You’d hope not but it does feel like if Arsenal don’t do it this year, they’ll do it the next. They’re not quite as strong as Klopp’s runner-ups were but they’re fucking class

Rafa can spot a player. Lazaar has just won Serie A, Kenedy has won the Brazilian title and Grant Hanley has just won a hot dog eating contest in Kilmarnock

Hate to say it but Arsenal look like champions

Fuck me, they weren’t far off in the end Good thing Dodds managed to stumble on a couple of wins

Finished up with Fallout and enjoyed it as the Walton Goggins show. You have to suspend some disbelief with regards to a lot of plot convenience but the success of it is basically confirming that video game adaptations are going to the comic adaptations for the next decade

Cracking. Over to you, Liverpool and Palace

Hope Ritchie can swing his lorry around with more accuracy

Taylor letting everything go because he feels sorry for Burnley

a foul for that. Maybe Mourinho was justified

Hilarious turn of events

Not that we need to worry about it but we’re a whole 21 goals better off than Man Utd it is absolutely criminal that they’re even in touching distance of us

These are pretty poor like. The good run of form has completely papered over the cracks. They can’t live with us everywhere on the pitch

If he is to leave in the summer, the least he can do is score in every game until then

Anthony Taylor refereeing. Brace for a VAR-Fest

Obviously, the Tories have taken some hiding here but Labour only gaining 173 is pretty telling IMO

Longstaff missed the opening weeks and has probably been playing injured for about two month. Was talking about similar at work the other day and aye, Bruno and Gordon seem to be the only two ever-presents. Well, Hall also but he obviously wasn’t up to snuff for a while

This Will Still chap is going to have plenty of suitors tbf. I’d suggest the mackems don’t get ahead of themselves but I can already see the 50 duplicate threads on RTG calling him a mag ginger cunt when he takes over at a Championship side with an actual transfer budget

Luton are dogshit, like. Sums the season up that we managed to play them twice in that 8 week period where they hit a vein of form