Ayatollah Hermione

I know every fan thinks this but this could only happen to us. In fact, it’s happened twice

City could do with shaking the hangover off

Never has someone looked more likely to own shirts with sequins on them

Mind, if Man Utd were playing anyone other than Man City, I’d be 100x more nervous. As it stands, I’m only mildly bricking it

He played 33 games this season tbf. Nowhere near the crock Wilson is at this point

Calvert-Lewin makes more sense to me than the likes of Sesko tbh. Not in the sense that I’d rather see the former but that he fits the profile of who we’ll get. If Isak is fit, he’s first choice by a mile. The likes of Sesko aren’t going to come to warm the bench 60% of the time whereas DCL represents a Premier League ready option who can be trusted to step in. I think he’d probably be happier with a rotational role in a club in Europe as well. The more I’ve thought about it, the more I’ve convinced myself

I got the point, just thought I’d try and drag you back into reality rather than the warm-take hypothetical nonsense land you tend to reside in

Aye because he’s in the squad, isn’t he?

Lads, we barely have a decent centre half that we can put WITH Stones. I’m not sure putting him in central midfield and having an untested centre half team of Maguire and whoever the fuck is the best idea I’ve ever heard

The goals and pace in the attacking options is terrifying for other teams. The defence is genuinely terrifying for us

Would be interesting to see if there’s any threads on there asking for Howe when he was taking time off. I’m sure they’ve been nuked though

There’s always part of you that worries Man United will win next week but City are machines when it comes to games like that. You’ve got to think it’ll be a comfortable win. Rodri should bully them

That Arsenal fan has a right to cry. This was their chance before we go full tilt next season

Just need some more Foden inspiration next Saturday

Nothing like making hard work of it one more time

Looking at the stats, they seem to have done alright. Could do with Solanke haunting them

Brentford are letting us have far too much of the ball, clearly not realising that we’re never happy with what we have. If they don’t wake up, we’ll knock them for 6

Horrible cunt, Toney. Arsenal is perfect for him

That Canadian judge who scored the fight to Fury btw Maybe he was in the toilet when Usyk had him rebounding off every corner, stumbling into more and more punches for about 30 seconds

I may be misremembering but on that UFO nonsense with Burnsie, I’m sure he had some tall tale about being abducted as well

Trippier hasn’t been the same since he had the Barney with that fan. Can easily see Wilson getting his nose put out with Howe telling him he’s away though. Seems like the kind of player who is adamant he can still be the main man while his body is crumbling

If we could get Archie Gray and even loan him back for a season, that would be a cracking deal

1990 gets Margot Robbie Eiza Gonzalez Jennifer Lawrence Hard lines everyone else

Us to win and then Man United to somehow fluke the cup, rendering our efforts pointless

Sign that kid from Valencia and let them have a good old fashioned “battle for Number 1” A number that neither will have on