Ayatollah Hermione

I’d work on that pitch if I were you

I hope there’s no bother between Sheffield Wednesday and Southampton fans in Newcastle city centre on the Saturday night

Do we even want to win here?

Can’t believe that putting an agile, progressive midfielder next to Rice has worked

I think it sounds like we could do with a Sporting Director fairly sharpish

🤝 Fucking incredible tune

I do think that if we can get ridiculous money (£30 million plus) for Minteh, we’ll invest that money so well over the next 3 windows that we’ll not even care that we sold him. I’ve got full faith in the recruitment and squad building side of the club these days

Aye, on that left CM role, he has Willock and Joelinton to get in front of and then Gordon and Barnes to get through on the left wing. And that’s before you consider Miley and Harrison are waiting in the wings

Cracking weather today. Managed to get out in the garden for the first time since getting this gaff thanks to the constant fucking misery water belting down. Bottles of Mythos if anyone cares

We’ll get him coached into a goal scoring machine. I genuinely think this will work out fine and I have absolutely no qualms about Howe using PL ready players to round the squad out like others seem to. I’d rather us save the big money for a right winger and centre half from the continent

Deflection won’t work, brother. You have to own your love of Taylor Swift. Is that a midlife crisis coming on?

Everton are stupid enough to pay £5 million to get him on loan for a year tbf

The kind of thing that undersexed housewives enjoy tbh.

Edwards says we’re closing in on Calvert-Lewin. I’m going to be positive and say that this looks underwhelming but will prove to be a bargain

English refs managing to bring our VAR circus to the highest level of football

Thie manager they’re getting. Can always rely on them to cheer you up

Has a pint of water in between every pint of lager

How is Harry Kane becoming the scapegoat for this?

Still can’t get over the time wasting from us. Southgate does not have the bottle to win a tournament. He hasn’t even got the guts to try and get a winner against Denmark in the group stages

Why are they all telling each other to stay calm?! Fucking bollock each other, someone have the bravery to try something

That pass from Bowen to Watkins No finesse at all, just fired at him

Fuck me, bringing on a midfielder only really works if you’re bringing a winger on with them. So we can address the massive lack of balance in the team

Aye, all respect to Denmark but they’re basically just a well coached outfit with a handful of good players. They don’t have a player as good as Foden or Rice, never mind Bellingham

They’re all so angry that they’re firing out with any old shite Glad they’re actually all being honest for once

Foden having pot shots from 20 yards out like he’s playing for Man City and will get another 5 chances in the second half. He needs to realise where he is