Ayatollah Hermione

Excuses in early 😉

I had a feeling that the double digits crack for the Tories was very generous. They always crawl out of the woodwork to vote

I’m planning to have one large bottle of SUPER BOCK and will get a very satisfied sleep once the exit polls come in

He’ll even have his dads hairline

Hope I get to jump on one before the teenagers set the seats on fire

Tynemouth for me as well and begrudgingly voting Labour due to lack of alternatives and the fact that it could be tight(ish). I can’t be doing with Chief Daft Cunt Campbell but I want to see the Tories burn

Aye, I’ve just had such a busy couple of months that I’m fully ready to hibernate into winter

I might buy an indoor exercise bike with one of those iPad holders so I can download where an app where I match the speed of the puppet man on screen as he scrolls through some PS2 graphics. Because 2024 is the year I become a hermit

Which grisly murder suicide happened there, I wonder?

Get that keeper in @EddieHowe

Turkey are mad bastards and I hope they go through

John Ruddy is one of those signings that does make sense in terms of filling the more leadership roles left by Dummett and Ritchie but it’s still mad to see him holding the shirt in 2024

An absolutely insane opinion. Are you having a turn?

Aye, that’s what I’m thinking. If this knocks 25 million off Gibbs-White, it’s an incredible deal

£35 million + a player for a benchwarmer is insane business. Forest are off their fucking head

Dua Lipa has some good pop tunes and is the tidiest of boilers but is a shit festival headliner. Jessie Ware is on tonight or tomorrow, she’ll show her how it’s done.

Good job you lads didn’t get Pearl Jam tickets, they’ve cancelled the night before the gig

I’ll be truly amazed if Chelsea can afford Isak, especially since they’re balking at moves for Olise and Williams. Mind, they can fuck off in general. I’d rather them bring back Putin’s financier

Which one is the manager?

All that’s missing from that depressing pink slice is some Angel Delight, transported from the 1980s

Fastest players are never who you think. It’s probably Ake over 20 yards or so

I do find it funny how he won’t try Gomez at LB when he’s played there all season for Liverpool but will try TAA in CM when he rarely plays there for Liverpool. About sums the whole tournament up

I’d work on that pitch if I were you

I hope there’s no bother between Sheffield Wednesday and Southampton fans in Newcastle city centre on the Saturday night

Do we even want to win here?