Ayatollah Hermione

Turkey are mad bastards and I hope they go through

John Ruddy is one of those signings that does make sense in terms of filling the more leadership roles left by Dummett and Ritchie but it’s still mad to see him holding the shirt in 2024

An absolutely insane opinion. Are you having a turn?

Aye, that’s what I’m thinking. If this knocks 25 million off Gibbs-White, it’s an incredible deal

£35 million + a player for a benchwarmer is insane business. Forest are off their fucking head

Dua Lipa has some good pop tunes and is the tidiest of boilers but is a shit festival headliner. Jessie Ware is on tonight or tomorrow, she’ll show her how it’s done.

Good job you lads didn’t get Pearl Jam tickets, they’ve cancelled the night before the gig

I’ll be truly amazed if Chelsea can afford Isak, especially since they’re balking at moves for Olise and Williams. Mind, they can fuck off in general. I’d rather them bring back Putin’s financier

Which one is the manager?

All that’s missing from that depressing pink slice is some Angel Delight, transported from the 1980s

Fastest players are never who you think. It’s probably Ake over 20 yards or so

I do find it funny how he won’t try Gomez at LB when he’s played there all season for Liverpool but will try TAA in CM when he rarely plays there for Liverpool. About sums the whole tournament up

I’d work on that pitch if I were you

I hope there’s no bother between Sheffield Wednesday and Southampton fans in Newcastle city centre on the Saturday night

Do we even want to win here?

Can’t believe that putting an agile, progressive midfielder next to Rice has worked

I think it sounds like we could do with a Sporting Director fairly sharpish

🤝 Fucking incredible tune

I do think that if we can get ridiculous money (£30 million plus) for Minteh, we’ll invest that money so well over the next 3 windows that we’ll not even care that we sold him. I’ve got full faith in the recruitment and squad building side of the club these days

Aye, on that left CM role, he has Willock and Joelinton to get in front of and then Gordon and Barnes to get through on the left wing. And that’s before you consider Miley and Harrison are waiting in the wings

Cracking weather today. Managed to get out in the garden for the first time since getting this gaff thanks to the constant fucking misery water belting down. Bottles of Mythos if anyone cares

We’ll get him coached into a goal scoring machine. I genuinely think this will work out fine and I have absolutely no qualms about Howe using PL ready players to round the squad out like others seem to. I’d rather us save the big money for a right winger and centre half from the continent

Deflection won’t work, brother. You have to own your love of Taylor Swift. Is that a midlife crisis coming on?

Everton are stupid enough to pay £5 million to get him on loan for a year tbf

The kind of thing that undersexed housewives enjoy tbh.