Ayatollah Hermione

I remember the uproar about the Italians wearing skin-tight tops at the World Cups around then Our poor English minds couldn’t comprehend it

Do we have deeper pockets than the Dutch?

That’ll end spectacularly badly for everyone involved

What am I, your secretary?

Started on that Jonestown documentary on Netflix. Harrowing stuff and pretty amazing that so much of it was shot on film

10 year, fucking hell. Mad old tournament, that one

We can absolutely drag this Holland team down to our level. Great news

Aye, if they’d got through, they bring a certain chaos that we’d definitely struggle with

I’ve said that about Slovakia and Switzerland so far

Bring on the Turkish suspensions!

Worked for Portugal in 2016. Southgate’s inspiration

The tournament has France vs England final all over it like

We’ll beat either of those in the semis, I’m sure of it. Combo of riding luck and being forced into dropping Trippier for an actual left back and Kane for a striker who can move

Jammy bastards! Great fucking penalties, mind

Can easily see us scraping through this on pens. It does have a feeling of a massive Swiss robbery

Southgate rocking the slip-ons Dressed by Burton

Not even sure there’s an argument for Kane staying on for the pens since Toney is a great penalty taker. Palmer also

This is what we want apparently. Not a coherent thought in his fucking head

Made some attacking subs and scored in a minute, should try that more often

Trippier struggling all game and NOW he brings Shaw on

And we’re out

Kane the last man back there ffs

What is this bizarre Southgate voodoo where whoever is LCB ends up being MOTM?

I’m surprised to see how sluggish Kane is, like. Is he still carrying a knock? Get Gordon up with him as Shearer-Bellamy V2

Might be harsh to say we haven’t competed like Get the sentiment though