Ayatollah Hermione

You wouldn’t build cans like that onto a Euro pallet either. #ITK

Staveley is gone and with it is their connection to the club. The only thing this rabble are getting now are fluff pieces with Eales/Silverstone/whoever every 6 months as they continue their slide into irrelevance

Fuck that, sit in the shade, drink and read books. The holidays reps can take care of the kids

Are we sure that Eales doesn’t want his own man though?

Get Pochettino or Tuchel, I say. No time for promoting Lee bastard Carsley or beige boy Potter

To the back drop of FUCKING vuvuzelas. What a shit tournament. Nearly as shit as the ones we get to finals of and fuck it up on the night

Once again, we had all the initiative after the equaliser so what do we do? Retreat to the edge of our own box again. Endlessly infuriating. I felt quite existential about it last night, wondering what I’d done in a past life to see England and Newcastle get to three finals in 3 seasons and lose all of them but this morning, I’m slightly more relaxed about it all. I don’t think the time is gone for this group of players to win something but Southgate’s race is run. He’s proven time and again that he simply cannot get a real attacking tune out of a group of players who have scored about 250 goals between them last season. He willingly hands control of the game to whoever we’re playing in big moments, is petrified to make subs and basically played for draws in a knockout tournament. Howe would probably win the lot with this group of players and like I say, I don’t think the opportunity is gone yet but a few of those players need to retire from international football and give us a chance to start over

Get the face paint out and believe

England have played 44 games at the Euros without winning. Now that’s the record to break, dickhead

I like Diego, I think he’s a very knowledgable kid about football and a top lad to boot. But for one night, we are sworn enemies and I hope he has an absolutely shit night

Id rather he came on and scored the winner but each to their own

I have a feeling about Gordon tonight. I think this might be the game he gets, madly enough.

England better win tonight because things are looking pretty fucking dicey from here on in

He does that stupid fucking routine before each serve though so swings and roundabouts

Fucking hell

Has any MLF considered that Staveley leaving is probably the start of Phase 2 of whatever the Saudis have planned? Probably not

I would suggest going to Twitter and endlessly arguing with fuckwits called things like “TactixalFoden” instead of this nonsense

Aye, feels like we’ve finally turned up. He actually made the subs as they got some momentum for once as well. Maybe his weird crack about the pressure finally being off has a ring of truth to it

Sounds like you boys forgot your red and white face paint

Much better first half with actual shots and everything. Also, that’s definitely a pen like Late, studs showing and got nowhere near the ball at waist height

Can’t say much more, Rents but you’ve come through worse before and you can do it again. Don’t be beating yourself up over one trip on a long road. Also, the personal argument with the wife is probably tearing you apart but everything will be very raw at the minute and I’m sure things will calm down in time and she’ll speak to you about everything. And I agree with HMHM about work, you owe them fuck all. Hopefully, if you feel comfortable telling them about everything, they’ll have a good duty of care with you

Not like he’s up against a top quality attacking full back or nowt

Maybe she’s being implicated in an Epstein’s Island sting?!!! What does she know?!

Got to think they buy the rest. I assume this means plans are moving forward with big infrastructure and PCP can’t keep up.

I remember the uproar about the Italians wearing skin-tight tops at the World Cups around then Our poor English minds couldn’t comprehend it