Ayatollah Hermione

Think one of the Pet Shop Boys was baffled by Swift’s popularity by basically asking where the great songs are and I’m inclined to agree. Best you can say is that something like Blank Space is well put together but Shake it Off is annoying in the extreme and I’m hard pressed to actually name any others off the top of my head. Unless Gemmill is attracted to the early stuff about pining for high school quarterbacks who don’t even know he exists

Osula looks a handful, like. Took his goal well and just generally looks busy and full of running. Kelly could be a very good pick up as well, he’s a great passer. Lewis though Shit scared of having the ball

Clarke and O’Nien back to being better than Gordon and Bruno again, no doubt

I was reading the Guardian’s Championship preview and Louise Taylor had Sunderland in the Promotion candidate category and simply had to mention that they “regularly” get crowds of 40k She didn’t mention that was about 10 year ago

Madueke on loan with an obligation similar to the Hall deal really does seem like a no-brainer. Might be a solid tactic to just wait and see how many players Chelsea add to that bloated squad and just cherry pick whoever we want. Seems like Boehly just loves doing deals, no matter if it’s spending or selling

Winner of this gets the Champions League spot, aye?

I would cancel and rebook but not sure how much, if any, of my money I’d get back

Oh great, here’s me hoping I wouldn’t have to argue with some poor lass fresh out of a Travel and Tourism BTEC course but here we are

Right then, we’re a month out from our holiday and the resort has announced they’re doing renovations on the pool, two restaurants, the buffet and the theatre in our section of the place. Basically meaning that the actual holiday we wanted, based in the quieter area of the resort, is fucked. They’ve told everyone today and the renovations start from tomorrow for three month. Surely this is cause for TUI to get us rebooked somewhere else as that’s a total pisstake. The thing we’ve paid for essentially isn’t going to be what we get, other than the hotel room we’ll get being on a construction site. Anyone had experience dealing with them for shit like this? I’m sure their cancellation and refund policy protects them for stuff like this but they want to be shifting me down the road to somewhere else, am I fuck going there for two weeks where a third of the place is shut down

Tindall borrowing the whip off that lad from Castlevania to attack players who are slacking off

Basically means he’s as good as signed

MF could get you plenty films where people go to the toilet

I see the racists have been brave when they’re going against some understaffed coppers but have soon retreated back into their hovels now that reality has kicked back in

Gironavirus are in and ready to go

I work in North Shields and if there was even a hint of a riot, the racist charvers at work would have it all over their Snapchat within seconds

What constitutes a state of emergency? Just so I can ask the shoplifters and looters for that new iPad

Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s a loan with obligation as we kick the can down the road and give ourselves more time to shift some shit

Giaccherini (Sp?) I think it was. Sure he was an absolute crock but he was another in a long line of world beaters when he signed

She’s about as enticing as she is intelligent

You’d think that could unite the country in these trying times

Not sure there’s a footballer left that hasn’t spent time at Chelsea’s academy

I knew as soon as Alvarez was confirmed as leaving Man City, the Mackems would be in a tizzy about them coming in for one of our players. Even though they’re all shite

What was the one called that played for them who was absolutely shite? Probably about ten year ago now, come to think of it. I’m sure he could well be described as a shitty hunchback

Fingers crossed that Baldwards hasn’t jumped the gun in an attempt to get an exclusive. We mean business like. Leaky defence? Let’s go and get the bloke from Palace that everyone raves about for £60 million

“Make Way For Dionne Warwick” is sublime but alongside that, the only other full album from that period I have in my digital “collection” is “I’ll Never Fall in Love Again” It was a bit later but her vocals are stunning and it’s got a cover of “Something” that she does total justice