Ayatollah Hermione

Must admit, I’m starting to think that his time is coming to an end. Seems like we’ve totally lost the spark that he gave us. From the pressing, the shithousing and even the set pieces. It’s all so stale and lifeless. Maybe it’s new blood he needs but aye, this is such a far cry from what we were

Not a single player can take the ball on the half turn. They all demand it at their feet

Every single player is so off the boil, it’s unbelievable

If Titus Bramble was about now, people would be falling over themselves with some of the unreal passes he used to knock about. A minute before tripping over his shoe laces

Cole Palmer is like some kind of ridiculous savant btw. You can tell there’s nothing in his head but circus noises and Tom and Jerry cartoons on a loop but get him a football and he’s a genius

They’ve done fuck all since their goal, really. We were pretty fucking shambolic until the goal and only marginally better since but we’re in it

Trippier travelled the country with them with a fucked ankle. Must be some kind of method to keep team spirits up

Reece James to be injured by half time and their calamity of a keeper to throw one into his own net. HTL

Would quite like the derby back if it coincided with us signing some more shit hot players. And getting them at home first

Mbappe sounds like he’s been more hassle than he’s worth. Galacticos MkII

Callum Wilson retire bitch

Good news, CT. Treat the whole family to a Lloyd Grossman Bhuna-Ganza

Aye, Fatty Arbuckle’s stunt double

We lose this but knock them out of the cup IMO. In a turn of events that will surely please nobody

Nice to see no overreactions anyway

I disagree that Isak is streaky, like but he is often isolated. I thought today was better in terms of getting him in the game with people up with him but the sharpness wasn’t there. In the season we finished 4th, when either of Isak or Wilson looked off it, the other one came in and picked up the slack. We don’t have that luxury now and, despite being quick and physically at it, Osula obviously isn’t there yet

Willock was shit today like but I’m forever of the opinion that he’s only useful in games where he has that space to go into. He’s not a player who can come on and break teams down. Backs to the wall away at Liverpool and it’s a different story. Today was just endlessly frustrating. We just can’t score, despite having players with stacks of goals in them

We needed that winger and striker in the summer. Got a horrible feeling we’ll lose big ground because they didn’t come in. Especially in games like this

Hall is class. I’ll be amazed if he doesn’t play for England before the end of the season

I wouldn’t kna

Welbeck can fuck off as well. I do worse getting out of bed on a morning

Wouldn’t be against giving Osula a go. Dunk is a pretty experienced centre half and would probably pocket him but it’s worth a go. Might just pop up

Fucking hell, we can’t finish our tea atm like. Doing everything right but that. Last season, they were flying in from all angles

This ref can’t be a Premier League one This is about as bad as you can be without making any newsworthy howlers

That’s a blatant booking on Tonali for me. Soft pushes in the back are bookings but smashing your studs into ankles or achilles aren’t, apparently.