Ayatollah Hermione

I’d say we’ve been the better team even if we haven’t exactly set the world on fire. We’d have been in front on another day against another keeper IMO. Our defence is painfully slow though and it’s going to cost us more points this season

Glad we’ve went strong since the results went against us and it’s tighter than a penguins sack around us atm. Positive momentum is so important for Sunday

I can get through 5/6 books when I go away for a fortnight but that’s because I tend to just grab a load of 200 page spy thrillers. I bought the Silo books recently off the back of the TV show but haven’t even started them yet. Not sure how many I’d say I read a year but like Strawb, it tends to be when my lass fucks off to bed and I can get some quiet. But then I just end up falling asleep on the settee so it defeats the purpose really

Bloke at work has those Full Monty tins about three times a week. Not even sure how he’s alive

I’d love to go to Japan, like. Not for whatever Ewerk has just sent though. Not a chance I’m clicking that to find out and get my laptop seized.

FA making sure he say goodbye to his career with a MOTM performance on Monday night

Players will be retired by 26 if these clowns continue to get their way

No matter the here and now, Phil Mitchell has a fucking job on in the summer. His reputation for unearthing gems is going to be tested to the limit considering there’s about 8 teams all shopping in the same market these days. And we need about 8 players

Fully working as intended

It is now time to mobilise and find some way to shit in their hotel breakfast next Sunday morning

He’ll have done it in training on our fucking Indian burial ground training pitches

What remaining nerves I had for the final are gone now tbh. This is a free hit.

He’s out. Needs knee surgery again. Just kick out the stool and let me hang

Jesus fucking Christ. What’s the point? They could fall in a mountain of shit and come up smelling of roses

Even when they’re battered, they survive a bullshit offside and a blatant red and get to take a team back to Anfield at 0-0 Absolutely unbelievable. We don’t get that much luck in a season

The Americans who have paid a billion dollars for a ticket to the final will lap that shit up though. In between wondering why Messi isn’t playing in the game between Spain and France

Doesn’t matter, they’ll just up the inhalers next week. You can get at these though. If Gordon was at it, he’d have tortured Trent. Not even sure who we could get at him other than Isak but you’d need him central

Krafth with Schar in the middle of the three to remember how to start attacks off

You’ve got to laugh or you’ll cry. I’m sure Liverpool will suffer similar issues and won’t come out of two legs against PSG smelling of roses

He cared about the commercial side, man. Sports Direct paid a fortune to advertise everywhere, obviously

I wouldn’t rushing to start Barnes since, as much as I’ve give him stick, Willock is showing some signs of life again and I always liked him and Joelinton interchanging down the left. You’d hope that Barnes has rediscovered his touch off the bench though, just in case

Wild how Russia have genuinely got a fully-fledged Russian asset running the show in America. Talk about playing the long game to win the Cold War

The Xbox consoles are a piece of piss to turn into unreal emulation machines too, if you’re so inclined

There’s no doubt that Wraith and Straughan are great friends and there’s a great mutual respect. In fact, I’m sure Wraith can’t wait to try and extort or run a grift on him in the near future

Just no more calamities, please