Ayatollah Hermione

TBF, I thought Man United probably edged it last night but they allowed plenty of chances again and if Fulham had any attacking player that could make the right decision, they’d have scored at least one. Was quite encouraging to see the ref have no time for their diving as well

They regularly roll over and go with whatever restrictions the red clubs want to put in place too. Proper lickspittles who see just being in the PL as the height of achievement

SSN with breaking news 4 hours after every cunt knows about it

Bring on the monkey pox lockdown. Will we all need to wear hazmat suits to leave the house?

SpreadEm Sports?!

Wait until you see who they send for the E-Sports

I’ve no doubt that journalists had Man Utd to finish in a similar spot last season and they finished 8th by the grace of VAR and conceded goals for fun. They had a fair few injuries as well but were far better equipped to deal with it and were a much worse side than us tbh. They have them in 5th because they want to see them in 5th

Amazingly, yes Never been asked to adopt a tiger for a good long while now

Also, someone has to foot the bill for this new stadium and not a chance they could afford to stump up anywhere near the portion they’d need to. All makes sense now. Also, Forest away is a shit draw but we’ll win that. Early enough in the season where we should be able to rotate and still put out a strong side. Not sure Forest can say that

100% My lass says I have the greatest resting pissed off face she’s ever seen and that’s through years and years of practice. I started looking permanently angry and in a hurry so people didn’t stop me and got out of my way about 12 years ago and now it’s just my natural face. Works a fucking treat on holiday. Sometimes the lads who try and get you in their pub don’t even try

I’ve been inside that stadium and can confirm the beer and hot dogs are top notch. I had about 4 of the former and 3 of the latter

Get Maxi to put a word in with Mourinho and get Miggy to Turkey

God bless you 🫡

Navigated it all smoothly with no raised voices. It was a pleasant experience for me and the slightly dim lass I was on the phone to. I should be handling negotiations for Guéhi tbh

Got the holiday sorted. Move to a different, better hotel that’s adults only and we’re due an 8 quid refund. Can’t ask for better than that

God, it would be an outrage if the name of that specific seller got posted here

Unless a top side has a centre back who suffers a bad injury, we’re the only club in town so Parish is playing a dangerous game. You also have to consider that the player, by all accounts, wants the move. If we walk away/wait until January, they’ve got an unhappy player and they have to try and replace him in January if he forces the move then. The cunt has been desperate for a bidding war ever since Olise walked for less than they wanted

Diaz to Man City squashed almost immediately

I like Almiron. Think his graft is excellent and he’s played his part over the last two seasons with some incredible performances and goals but I wish he’d just fuck off

Signing of the season: Guehi to come in and take the defence up a gear Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Gordon Biggest surprise: We finally win at Anfield Best Young player: Hall will be called up to England Player of the season: Isak PL finish: 3rd Trophies? That fucking FA Cup is coming back

Even worse than his choice in guitars, this

Looks like Gemmill IS NOT having a BRAT SUMMER

If your relevant artist of choice these days is Taylor Swift, it’s not us you want to worry about

Think one of the Pet Shop Boys was baffled by Swift’s popularity by basically asking where the great songs are and I’m inclined to agree. Best you can say is that something like Blank Space is well put together but Shake it Off is annoying in the extreme and I’m hard pressed to actually name any others off the top of my head. Unless Gemmill is attracted to the early stuff about pining for high school quarterbacks who don’t even know he exists

Osula looks a handful, like. Took his goal well and just generally looks busy and full of running. Kelly could be a very good pick up as well, he’s a great passer. Lewis though Shit scared of having the ball