Ayatollah Hermione

I tell a lie, this kid also likes Sam Fender because he is the lads choice for guitar music in the 2020s

Kid at work, he’s probably mid-20s, couldn’t fathom how I wasn’t a massive Oasis fan. Like, genuinely baffled that I didn’t think they were Britain’s greatest ever band. Through the day, I was asking him his general opinions on other bands and, out of about 25/30 bands from the Stones onwards, he’d only listened to The Jam and Catfish and the Bottlemen If you love Oasis then fair enough but at least try and expand your tastes a little bit.

I’m always wary of Hope as he’s a shit stirrer by nature and always has an agenda but there is often truth hidden inside the sensationalist slants. I have absolutely no doubt that Howe is fucking furious though

Well, at least with it being deadline day, this deal can’t be ELANGATED!

Hope loves nothing more than driving an agenda and he’s almost certainly trying to exaggerate dramas for clicks but if there’s truth in that then, we’re in for a rough ride off the pitch this year

Starting to think that Darren Eales isn’t the master CEO we’ve all been told he is

Quite a big thing stopping The Smiths reuniting tbf. And I don’t just mean Morrissey being a cunt

I heard Liam trying to sing the other month so it’s a good thing that the audience will be so coked up that they’ll not notice

I lean toward Darkness on the Edge of Town as his best but aye, Nebraska is brilliant. It took me a while to get it but I remember giving it another go on an absolutely miserable bus ride in the winter and it just clicked

Was going to say, I’ve had a hairy chest for a good long while and the ladies? Well, they love it!

Irrelevant as Ipswich are some £45 million short of his actual price though?

Do Chelsea have a right back in the “bomb squad” that we can get in as a younger back up for Tino?

I gave edging a go with a particularly filthy woman and I nearly went blind for about 30 seconds. Looking forward to when this thing is finally done, I’ll lose my sight permanently

Can tell things are desperate when CTs photo is getting thrown in here. Does this Mitchell know what chaos he’s causing?

More like No Gomez

He’ll have been very satisfied with that last paragraph and it’s nailed on that we’re Russia in this scenario

How could you decide that offside from that angle?

Like the look of Jimmy Greaves at the back for Ipswich in this first twenty minutes. When they go down, we can take him as Dan Burn’s replacement

US telly has Matt Holland and no real massive Liverpool bias from the commentator yet. In fact, I think he’s half hoping for an Ipswich upset

Started watching Sunny atm. Not It’s Always Sunny but the new Apple TV thing with Rashida Jones. So far, it’s a light sci-fi with a mystery attached and it’s not bad at all. Doesn’t get anywhere near the heights or style of Severance but if you like that sort of thing, it’s an easy binge

I wouldn’t be against Chalobah as a cheaper option for now and then source Schar’s long term replacement a bit further down the line tbh

TBF, I thought Man United probably edged it last night but they allowed plenty of chances again and if Fulham had any attacking player that could make the right decision, they’d have scored at least one. Was quite encouraging to see the ref have no time for their diving as well

They regularly roll over and go with whatever restrictions the red clubs want to put in place too. Proper lickspittles who see just being in the PL as the height of achievement

SSN with breaking news 4 hours after every cunt knows about it

Bring on the monkey pox lockdown. Will we all need to wear hazmat suits to leave the house?