Ayatollah Hermione

Didn’t we do all our business really early that summer too? Sure we already had the likes of Smith in when we went abroad for pre-season

Played on worse than that before ffs. Might mean some of our players can get their first touch right too

Kyle Walker What a tit

That hot dog (?) looks like some sci-fi afterbirth

14 nights away, they’re quite common.

Watched 3 episodes of Silo on the plane over and have the rest for the trip back in a bit. I’ll let you know what I think when I’m back since you’re all desperate to know

I know about Tiffany’s from the Prefab Sprout tune but I am much too young to have ever been. At this point, are me and Tom the youngest on here at the ripe age of our mid 30s?

Almost certainly a mackem burner account which makes it even worse. You can tell by the nostalgic yearning for the 70s where you could be openly racist and nobody was transgender and Britain was Britain

I see they’re doing alright atm. If we win on Saturday and they lose, let’s see how the mood is on RTG

Hard thread to read for someone called Jordan tbh

Aye, same here. Alex missing a trick by not being an Amazon affiliate

Think it’s alright if you don’t go down the Italian route of pairing it with 40 tabs a day

Aye, you just follow the same order as the first 11. Wasn’t there that Sunderland/Man Utd cup game that went to 21-21 or something mental where everyone took one twice? Actually, it was the opposite and nearly everyone who took one missed Fuck knows what I’m thinking of

Couldn’t be any worse than the family of thick mackem cunts I was sat near on this transfer to the hotel who, as we passed through a police checkpoint, started shouting “El Police-o!” at the top of his voice and laughing out loud. Wouldn’t have grated too much but how fucking thick do you have to be to not know it’s “Policia”? Then it dawned on me that he almost certainly didn’t know they speak Spanish over in Mexico

TBH, Mitchell can take his High Performance management bullshit speak and shelf it for good as far as I’m concerned. Any time you see people in his position, or above, as with Eales, open their mouths for interviews to “explain” anything, it invariably ends badly. The press, especially, absolutely love it. Especially a press who are desperate to see us fail and think Howe going to England will precipitate that. Everybody shut the fuck up from now on and get on with course correcting the summers shitty window in January.

Hope we did manage to fix the match with a brown envelope or two. Quite how you could fix it so we score a rocket from 25 yards, I don’t know but worth a go, I suppose

Aye, no coincidence that Max and Paddy was shite without those two. I’m sure I remember him saying that Airplane was a big influence on Phoenix Nights/TPKT which explains all the little jokes buried away in the background for rewatches

The ice cream man episode is unhinged, mind He really was quite the comic actor before he dropped off big time. Then again, people who I would normally listen to tell me Car Share is actually good but I still haven’t brought myself to watch it

Would explain the inflated waist

Remember. The table counts for nothing until 10 games in. Unless we go second tomorrow, in which case, look at it all you want

Starting to think this might be a difficult old league this year

Haaland is an absolute joke. I know he always starts well and gets injured so he can Christmas off but fucking hell, it’s just relentless

You’d think he’d learn that any kind of attention on his managerial work would be unwelcome. He wants to keep his fat head down and be one of those sackings that goes unnoticed by 90% of people

Southampton look decent enough tbf. They can’t finish their tea like but they move and keep the ball well. Still, they can get fucked

I’m glad I checked in on everyone