Ayatollah Hermione

Fathered a fit daughter as well. Fair play to him

Absolutely brilliant to beat that cunt Arteta and even better that he can’t create a conspiracy about it.

Sparkling management from Man Utd to let a bloke that they didn’t really want spunk another fortune on more shite and then sack him after 10 games. That Ashworth is a genius

Much better tonight and will probably post more in the morning. First game of the season there tonight and it struck me how those Chelsea players just gave up when it became apparent that Palmer wasn’t coming to save them Special shoutout to Cucurella for trying to wind our lads up whilst losing 2-0. And that silly cunt won the Euros in the Summer for Christ sake

I see that the £2 bus fares, which have been universally praised across the board and absolutely helps people out has been completely rendered pointless because it got too close to something actually positive for people in this country

Zidane is never going to manage again after he won some Champions League trophies by having a cheat code attack. His reputation can only suffer

If we don’t have the money spare to poach a good manager then we may as well pack it in now

The league is so tight and Chelsea showed last year that you can be off the pace until about February and somehow clinch Europe with good form so I’m not sure they’ll be that rash. Do think it may be in the post though

Sorry, like but we’ve been poor here. And largely poor away from home for a long time and it doesn’t look like changing sadly. I like Howe, think he’s done a fantastic job but there’s some things that he just isn’t course correcting at the minute. It’s on Mitchell to get him some players in January and we’ll see where we are

Must admit, I’m starting to think that his time is coming to an end. Seems like we’ve totally lost the spark that he gave us. From the pressing, the shithousing and even the set pieces. It’s all so stale and lifeless. Maybe it’s new blood he needs but aye, this is such a far cry from what we were

Not a single player can take the ball on the half turn. They all demand it at their feet

Every single player is so off the boil, it’s unbelievable

If Titus Bramble was about now, people would be falling over themselves with some of the unreal passes he used to knock about. A minute before tripping over his shoe laces

Cole Palmer is like some kind of ridiculous savant btw. You can tell there’s nothing in his head but circus noises and Tom and Jerry cartoons on a loop but get him a football and he’s a genius

They’ve done fuck all since their goal, really. We were pretty fucking shambolic until the goal and only marginally better since but we’re in it

Trippier travelled the country with them with a fucked ankle. Must be some kind of method to keep team spirits up

Reece James to be injured by half time and their calamity of a keeper to throw one into his own net. HTL

Would quite like the derby back if it coincided with us signing some more shit hot players. And getting them at home first

Mbappe sounds like he’s been more hassle than he’s worth. Galacticos MkII

Callum Wilson retire bitch

Good news, CT. Treat the whole family to a Lloyd Grossman Bhuna-Ganza

Aye, Fatty Arbuckle’s stunt double

We lose this but knock them out of the cup IMO. In a turn of events that will surely please nobody

Nice to see no overreactions anyway

I disagree that Isak is streaky, like but he is often isolated. I thought today was better in terms of getting him in the game with people up with him but the sharpness wasn’t there. In the season we finished 4th, when either of Isak or Wilson looked off it, the other one came in and picked up the slack. We don’t have that luxury now and, despite being quick and physically at it, Osula obviously isn’t there yet